come to hear it?' said Mrs Gamp, 'who told you?'

'I went out,' returned the little barber, 'into the City, to meet a
sporting gent upon the Stock Exchange, that wanted a few slow pigeons to
practice at; and when I'd done with him, I went to get a little drop
of beer, and there I heard everybody a-talking about it. It's in the
papers.'

'You are in a nice state of confugion, Mr Sweedlepipes, you are!' said
Mrs Gamp, shaking her head; 'and my opinion is, as half-a-dudgeon fresh
young lively leeches on your temples, wouldn't be too much to clear your
mind, which so I tell you. Wot were they a-talkin' on, and wot was in
the papers?'

'All about it!' cried the barber. 'What else do you suppose? Him and his
master were upset on a journey, and he was carried to Salisbury, and
was breathing his last when the account came away. He never spoke
afterwards. Not a single word. That's the worst of it to me; but that
ain't all. His master can't be found. The other manager of their office
in the city, Crimple, David Crimple, has gone off with the money, and is
advertised for, with a reward, upon the walls. Mr Montague, poor young
Bailey's master (what a boy he was!) is advertised for, too. Some say
he's slipped off, to join his friend abroad; some say he mayn't have got
away yet; and they're looking for him high and low. Their office is a
smash; a swindle altogether. But what's a Life Assurance office to a
Life! And what a Life Young Bailey's was!'

'He was born into a wale,' said Mrs Gamp, with philosophical coolness.
'and he lived in a wale; and he must take the consequences of sech a
sitiwation. But don't you hear nothink of Mr Chuzzlewit in all this?'

'No,' said Poll, 'nothing to speak of. His name wasn't printed as one of
the board, though some people say it was just going to be. Some believe
he was took in, and some believe he was one of the takers-in; but
however that may be, they can't prove nothing against him. This morning
he went up of his own accord afore the Lord Mayor or some of them City
big-wigs, and complained that he'd been swindled, and that these two
persons had gone off and cheated him, and that he had just found out
that Montague's name wasn't even Montague, but something else. And they
do say that he looked like Death, owing to his losses. But, Lord
forgive me,' cried the barber, coming back again to the subject of
his individual grief, 'what's his looks to me! He might have died and
welcome, fifty times,