uch disfigured as himself_). Oh, I--I wasn't--(_With an
effort of politeness._) Er--I hope _you_ haven't been inconvenienced
at all?

_Miss T._ Inconvenienced! With haff-a-dozen healthy mosquitoes
springing a surprise party on me all night! I should guess _so_.
(_Noticing C.'s face._) But what in the land have _you_ been about?
Well, if that isn't real _tact_ now! I reckoned I'd been dealt a full
hand in spots; but now I've seen you, I guess there's a straight flush
against me, and I can just throw up. But you don't play Poker, _do_
you? Come along in, Poppa, do. [_She goes in with Mr. T._

_Culch._ (_alone, disenchanted_). I could _not_ have believed any
amount of bites could have made such a terrible difference in her.
She looks positively _plain_! I do trust they're not _permanent_, or
really--! [_He gazes meditatively down on the lapping water._

* * * * *

"WILLIAMS ON WHEELS."

[At Bridgend County Court, on the 16th inst., Judge
WILLIAMS had to hear an action in which 50l. was claimed
as compensation for damages caused by careless driving. The
evidence of one important witness having still to be heard
when the hour arrived for the Judge to leave by train, his
Honour, with the legal advocates and the remaining witnesses,
travelled together to Llantrissant, the witness giving his
evidence _en route_. On reaching Llantrissant, Judge WILLIAMS
gave his decision in the station-master's office, finding for
the plaintiff.--_Daily Paper_.]

SCENE--_Interior of a Saloon Carriage, shortly after the
innovation started by Judge WILLIAMS, has come into general
favour. Judge seated on portmanteau at one end. Parties
to suit glare at each other from opposite sides. Usher,
Witnesses, Counsel, &c.

_Judge._ Usher, that is the third time the engine-driver has blown his
whistle! Tell him that on the very next occasion I shall send him to
prison for contempt of court.

_Usher._ Yes, m'lud. [_Exit Usher._

_Facetious Counsel._ The noise is so deafening, we might even call it
a "part-heard case." [_Laughter._

_Judge._ Well, let's get on. (_To Witness._) You say you actually saw
the prisoner mix the arsenic with the Madeira?

_Witness._ I did, m'lud.

_Judge._ Well, Gentlemen of the Jury, perhaps we had better, as a
matter of form, have the prisoner before us. By the bye, where _is_
the prisoner?

_Usher_ (_returning_). I believ