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ungeon door, Useless his dungeon key! ALL Spite of us all, he is free, he is free! MEN Pretty warders are we, he is free! Spite of us all, he is free, he is free! WOMEN Open is his dungeon door, MEN Spite of us all, he is free, he is free! Pretty warders are we, he is free! He is free! WOMEN He is free! He is free! Pretty warders are ye, ALL He is free! He is free! Pretty warders are ye/we! [Exeunt all. [Enter JACK POINT, in low spirits, reading from a huge volume POINT [reads] "The Merrie Jestes of Hugh Ambrose, No. 7863.The Poor Wit and the Rich Councillor. A certayne poor wit, being an-hungered, did meet a well-fed councillor.'Marry, fool,' quothe the councillor, 'whither away?' 'In truth,' said the poor wag, 'in that I have eaten naught these two dayes, I do wither away, and that right rapidly!' The Councillor laughed hugely, and gave him a sausage." Humph! the councillor was easier to please than my new master the Lieutenant. I would like to take post under that councillor. Ah! 'tis but melancholy mumming when poor heart-broken, jilted Jack Point must needs turn to Hugh Ambrose for original light humour! [Enter WILFRED, also in low spirits. WILFRED [sighing] Ah, Master Point! POINT [changing his manner] Ha! friend jailer! Jailer that wast-- jailer that never shalt be more! Jailer that jailed not, or that jailed, if jail he did, so unjailery that 'twas but jerry-jailing, or jailing in joke-- though no joke to him who, by unjailerlike jailing, did so jeopardise his jailership. Come, take heart, smile, laugh, wink, twinkle, thou tormentor that tormentest none-- thou racker that rackest not-- thou pincher out of place-- come, take heart, and be merry, as I am!-- [aside, dolefully]-- as I am! WILFRED Aye, it's well for thee to laugh. Thou hast a good post, and hast cause to be merry. POINT [bitterly] Cause? Have we not all cause? Is not the world a big butt of humour, into which all who will
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