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"This hotel haunted?" gasped the proprietor. "Sir, you are mistaken.
Such a thing is impossible."

"It is true," insisted Mr. Wilberforce Chaster. "I shall not stay here
another night."

"What makes you think it is haunted?"

"There is a ghost in my room."

"Oh!" shrieked a maid who had come on the scene. "A ghost! I shall not
stay either!"

"What kind of a ghost?" demanded Andrew Mallison.

"A--er--a skeleton--and some skulls! I saw them with my own eyes," went
on the victim. "Come and see them for yourself."

"This is nonsense," said the hotel proprietor. "I will go and convince
you that you are mistaken."

He led the way and half a dozen followed, including Wilberforce Chaster,
who kept well to the rear. Just as the party reached the door of the
apartment Joe and the bell boy came up.

Without hesitation Andrew Mallison threw open the door of the room and
looked inside. Of course he saw nothing out of the ordinary.

"Where is your ghost?" he demanded. "I see nothing of it."

"Don't--don't you see--er--a skeleton?" demanded the man who had been
victimized.

"I do not."

Trembling in every limb Wilberforce Chaster came forward and peered into
the room.

"Well?" demanded the hotel proprietor, after a pause.

"I--I certainly saw them."

"Then where are they now?"

"I--I don't know."

By this time others were crowding into the apartment. All gazed around,
and into the clothes closet, but found nothing unusual.

"You must be the victim of some hallucination, sir," said the hotel
proprietor, severely.

He hated to have anything occur which might give his establishment a bad
reputation.

"No, sir, I saw the things with my own eyes."

The matter was talked over for several minutes longer and then the hired
help was ordered away.

"I shall not stay in this room," insisted Wilberforce Chaster.

"You need not remain in the hotel," answered Andrew Mallison, quickly.
"You can leave at once. You have alarmed the whole establishment
needlessly."

Some warm words followed, and the upshot of the matter was that the
fussy old boarder had to pack his things and seek another hotel that
very night.

"I am glad to get rid of him," said the hotel proprietor, after
Wilberforce Chaster had departed. "He was making trouble all the time."

"We fixed him, didn't we?" said the bell boy to Joe.

"I hope it teaches him a lesson to be more considerate in the future,"
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