of Major Thomas Botts
Sampson, of the regular army," began Felix Gussing.

"Then her father is a military man."

"Exactly, and that is the trouble," and the dude gave a groan. "It is
this way: When I went to see Major Sampson he greeted me very cordially,
until I disclosed the object of my visit.

"'Sir,' said he 'This is a matter which requires consideration. Have
you gained my daughter's consent?'

"'I have,' I answered.

"'So far so good,' said he. 'But there is one thing more. Have you
served in the army?'

"'No,' said I.

"'Or fought a duel?'

"'No.'

"Then he told me to remember that he had served in the army and that his
daughter was the daughter of an army man, one who had gone through many
battles. After that he said he was resolved that his daughter should
marry only somebody who had proved himself a man of courage."

"What did you do then?" asked Joe, becoming interested.

"What could I do? I am--er--no army man--no fighter. Evidently the major
wants a fighter for a son-in-law," and Felix Gussing groaned once more.

"You'll have to become a fighter," said Joe.

"No! no! I am a er--a man of peace!" cried the dude, in alarm.

"Mr. Gussing, I think I can arrange matters for you," said Joe, struck
by a certain idea.

"What can you mean, Joe?"

"I mean that I can prove to Major Sampson that you are a brave man."

"Do that, Joe, and I shall be your friend for life!" gasped the dude.

"Will you wait until to-morrow, Mr. Gussing?"

"Certainly, but do not keep me in suspense too long."

"This may cost you a little money."

"I don't care if it costs a hundred dollars."

"Then I am sure I can fix it up for you," answered Joe.

There was stopping at the hotel a man named Montgomery. He had at
different times been an auctioneer, a book-agent, a schoolmaster, and
a traveling salesman. He was just now selling curiosities and Joe felt
that he would be only too glad to do Felix Gussing a good turn if he
were paid for it.

Our hero had a talk with this man, and the upshot of the matter was that
Montgomery and the dude were introduced on the following morning.

"I think I can help you, Mr. Gussing," said the curiosity man, who, it
may be mentioned here, was a tall and important-looking personage. "I
was once in the army."

"What can you do?" questioned the dude, hopefully.

"Will it be worth fifty dollars to you if I aid you in winning the
consent of Major Sampson to wed his daughter?"

"De