hey do so commend and approve my apparel, with my judicious
wearing of it, it's above wonder.
FAL. Indeed, sir, 'tis a most excellent suit, and you do wear it as
extraordinary.
FAST. Why, I'll tell you now, in good faith, and by this chair, which, by
the grace of God, I intend presently to sit in, I had three suits in one
year made three great ladies in love with me: I had other three, undid
three gentlemen in imitation: and other three gat three other gentlemen
widows of three thousand pound a year.
DELI. Is't possible?
FAST. O, believe it, sir; your good face is the witch, and your apparel
the spells, that bring all the pleasures of the world into their circle.
FAL. Ah, the sweet grace of a courtier!
MACI. Well, would my father had left me but a good face for my portion
yet! though I had shared the unfortunate with that goes with it, I had not
cared; I might have passed for somewhat in the world then.
FAST. Why, assure you, signior, rich apparel has strange virtues: it
makes him that hath it without means, esteemed for an excellent wit: he
that enjoys it with means, puts the world in remembrance of his means: it
helps the deformities of nature, and gives lustre to her beauties; makes
continual holiday where it shines; sets the wits of ladies at work, that
otherwise would be idle; furnisheth your two-shilling ordinary; takes
possession of your stage at your new play; and enricheth your oars, as
scorning to go with your scull.
MACI. Pray you, sir, add this; it gives respect to your fools, makes many
thieves, as many strumpets, and no fewer bankrupts.
FAL. Out, out! unworthy to speak where he breatheth.
FAST. What's he, signior?
DELI. A friend of mine, sir.
FAST. By heaven I wonder at you citizens, what kind of creatures you are!
DELI. Why, sir?
FAST. That you can consort yourselves with such poor seam-rent fellows.
FAL. He says true.
DELI. Sir, I will assure you, however you esteem of him, he's a man worthy
of regard.
FAST. Why, what has he in him of such virtue to be regarded, ha?
DELI. Marry, he is a scholar, sir.
FAST. Nothing else!
DELI. And he is well travell'd.
FAST. He should get him clothes; I would cherish those good parts of
travel in him, and prefer him to some nobleman of good place.
DELI. Sir, such a benefit sh
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