r two in this scene of Paul's, by
chance.
ORANGE. Save you, good master Clove!
CLOVE. Sweet master Orange.
MIT. How! Clove and Orange?
COR. Ay, and they are well met, for 'tis as dry an Orange as ever grew:
nothing but salutation, and "O lord, sir!" and "It pleases you to say so,
sir!" one that can laugh at a jest for company with a most plausible and
extemporal grade; and some hour after in private ask you what it was. The
other monsieur, Clove, is a more spiced youth; he will sit you a whole
afternoon sometimes in a bookseller's shop, reading the Greek, Italian, and
Spanish, when he understands not a word of either; if he had the tongues to
his suits, he were an excellent linguist.
CLOVE. Do you hear this reported for certainty?
ORANGE. O lord, sir.
[ENTER PUNTARVOLO AND CARLO, FOLLOWED BY TWO SERVING-MEN, ONE LEADING A
DOG, THE OTHER BEARING A BAG.
PUNT. Sirrah, take my cloak; and you, sir knave, follow me closer. If
thou losest my dog, thou shalt die a dog's death; I will hang thee.
CAR. Tut, fear him not, he's a good lean slave; he loves a dog well, I
warrant him; I see by his looks, I: -- Mass, he's somewhat like him. 'Slud
[TO THE SERVANT.] poison him, make him away with a crooked pin, or
somewhat, man; thou may'st have more security of thy life; and -- So sir;
what! you have not put out your whole venture yet, have you?
PUNT. No, I do want yet some fifteen or sixteen hundred pounds; but my
lady, my wife, is 'Out of her Humour', she does not now go.
CAR. No! how then?
PUNT. Marry, I am now enforced to give it out, upon the return of myself,
my dog, and my cat.
CAR. Your cat! where is she?
PUNT. My squire has her there, in the bag; sirrah, look to her. How
lik'st thou my change, Carlo?
CAR. Oh, for the better, sir; your cat has nine lives, and your wife has
but one.
PUNT. Besides, she will never be sea-sick, which will save me so much in
conserves. When saw you signior Sogliardo?
CAR. I came from him but now; he is at the herald's office yonder; he
requested me to go afore, and take up a man or two for him in Paul's,
against his cognisance was ready.
PUNT. What, has he purchased arms, then?
CAR. Ay, and rare ones too; of as many colours as e'er you saw any fool's
coat in your life. I'll go look among yond' bills, an I can f
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