he county of Surrey."
"Going to College?" inquired Tom.
"Yes; I am off upon a sporting excursion for a month or two, and I
have an idea of making it yield both pleasure and profit. An occasional
residence in Abbot's Park is one of the necessary measures for the
completion of a Real Life in London education. It is a fashionable
retreat absolutely necessary, and therefore I have voluntarily
determined upon it. What rare advice a young man may pick up in the
precincts of the Fleet and
1 It has often been said figuratively, that marriage is a lottery; but
we do not recollect to have met with a practical illustration of the
truth of the simile before the following, which is a free translation of
an Advertisement in the Louisiana Gazette:--
"A young man of good figure and disposition, unable though
"desirous to procure a Wife without the preliminary trouble of
"amassing a fortune, proposes the following expedient to obtain the
"object of his wishes:--He offers himself as the prize of a Lottery
"to all Widows and Virgins under 32: the number of tickets to be
"600 at 50 dollars each; but one number to be drawn from the
"wheel, the fortunate proprietor of which is to be entitled to
"himself and the 30,000 dollars."--New York, America.
~376~~ the King's Bench! He may soon learn the art of sharp-shooting and
skirmishing."
"And pray," says Tallyho, "what do you term skirmishing?"
"I will tell you," was the reply. "When you have got as deeply in debt
every where as you can, you may still remain on the town as a Sunday-man
for a brace of years, and with good management perhaps longer. Next
you may toddle off to Scotland for another twelvemonth, and live in the
sanctuary of Holyrood House, after seeing the North, where writs will
not arrive in time to touch you. When tired of this, and in debt even in
the sanctuary, and when you have worn out all your friends by borrowing
of them to support you in style there, you can brush off on a Sunday to
the Isle of Man, where you are sure to meet a parcel of blades who will
be glad of your company if you are but a pleasant fellow. Here you may
live awhile upon them, and get in debt (if you can, for the Manx-men
have very little faith,) in the Island. From this, you must lastly
effect your escape in an open boat, and make your appearance in London
as a new face. Here you will find some flats of your acquaintance very
glad to see you, even if
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