epresenting my
obeisance and all that, to the Honorable Mr. Dashall, and I beg to know
whether he is at home?"
"Your name, sir?"
"Augh, what does it signify?--Tell him an old friend with a new
face,--arrah, not so,--tell him, that a new friend with no face at all
at all, would be glad to wait upon him.--Sir Felix O'Grady, the Munster
baronet, d'ye mind me?"
This was an unexpected visit, and the more kindly received by Dashall
and Tallyho, who promised themselves considerable amusement in the
acquisition of the baronet's society, which was readily conceded for the
day, to their request.
~123~~ "Have you breakfasted?" asked Dashall. "Whether or not," answered
Sir Felix, "I'll take a cup of taa with you, any how."
When the repast was finished, the triumvirate set out on their
pedestrian excursion; interrupted however, in their progress, by a
temporary shower, they took refuge in a Coffee-house, where Sir Felix
taking up a Newspaper, read from amongst the numerous advertisements,
the following selected article of information,--"Convenient
accommodations for ladies who are desirous of privately lying in,
and their infants carefully put out to nurse." "Well now, after all,"
observed the baronet, "this same London is a very convanient place,
where a lady may gratify her pleasurable propensities, and at same time
preserve an unblemished reputation. It is only going into the country,
sure, for the benefit of her health; that is to say, she retires to one
of the villages in the neighbourhood of London, pays her way without
name given or questions asked, and in a few months, returns to Town
improved in health, but more slender in person, all her acquaintance
exclaiming, "La! my dear, how vastly thin you have grown!"--
"There are in London and its neighbourhood," said Dashall, "numerous
such convenient asylums; but I cannot acquiesce in their utility.--I
am rather of opinion that they have a demoralizing tendency, as
accelerating by concealment, the progress of licentiousness.--Human
failings will still predominate, and the indulgence of illicit
intercourse is less frequently prevented by an innate principle
of virtue than the dread of shame. When facility of concealment is
therefore given to the result, these connexions will still become more
prevalent."
"By the Powers," exclaimed Sir Felix, "but I think Morality ought to
feel particularly benefited by these convanient asylums; they preserve
reputation, and in som
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