an do for men who
go away to fight. They make things! Let me make something for you.
DICK. Can't think of anything. Got everything I want.
GEORGIANA. You're a lucky man to have everything you want--and going off
to the Philippines with a jolly crowd of friends and glad you're going!
I take back all my sympathy, and I wouldn't make you anything now if you
asked me to.
DICK. And, by George, just when I'd thought of something.
GEORGIANA. What?
DICK. [_Laughing._] A court-plaster case!
GEORGIANA. You can buy one in a drug store.
DICK. I ought to have some present to carry in my breast pocket; don't
you know bullets are always warded off that way?
GEORGIANA. Oh, that was in the old romantic days of the nineteenth
century, and then it was a prayer book or a bunch of love letters.
To-day it's much more apt to be a cigarette case!
[_The children run in, led by_ PHILIP.
PHILIP. They've gone! Hurrah! They've gone!
[GEORGIANA _and_ DICK _rise._
CHRISTOPHER. They've gone! They've gone!
[TOOTS _hangs on to_ DICK.
PHILIP. [_Taking hold of_ GEORGIANA.] Come on, now, our game, or we'll
never have it!
CHRISTOPHER. Blindman's buff!
TOOTS. Yes, blindman's buff!
GEORGIANA. [_To_ DICK.] Are you game?
DICK. Just one round, and then I must be off. I'll be blindfolded.
[_Takes out his handkerchief._
TOOTS. I want to be blindfolded!
PHILIP. No! Let Mr. Dick!
DICK. [_Giving his handkerchief to_ GEORGIANA.] Will you blindfold me?
GEORGIANA. [_Binds his eyes._] To my faults?
DICK. That would be Love's Labour Lost.
GEORGIANA. How do you mean Love's Labour Lost?
PHILIP. Don't let him peek!
DICK. And whoever I catch, I kiss!
PHILIP. No, tell the name first!
DICK. No, I must play my own game, and that is to kiss her first, and
tell the name afterwards!
GEORGIANA. Now, turn him around three times, Christopher. [CHRISTOPHER
_does so, holding_ DICK _by the knees._] And keep away, everybody!
CHRISTOPHER. Ready!
[_All watch eagerly._ DICK _moves down stage, reaching his arms out as a
blindfolded person does, but always with his arms too high to catch one
of the children._
PHILIP. Put your arms lower!
CHRISTOPHER. Yes, you can only catch Aunt Georgiana that way!
[GEORGIANA, _happy, pinches_ CHRISTOPHER'S _arm playfully._ DICK _lowers
his arms for a moment, but purposely catches no one. Then he lifts his
arms a little towards_ GEORGIANA, _who cries out and moves, lifting_
TOOT
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