that people can stop
payment on. Therefore it was my plan to visit the cities and do a little
freebooting there, where solid material wealth is to be found."

"Well? Can't we do it now?" asked Abeuchapeta.

"Not with these women tagging after us," returned Kidd. "If we went to
London and lifted the whole Bank of England, these women would have it
spent on Regent Street inside of twenty-four hours."

"Then leave them on board," said Abeuchapeta.

"And have them steal the ship!" retorted Kidd. "No. There are but two
things to do. Take 'em back, or land them in Paris. Tell them to spend a
week on shore while we are provisioning. Tell 'em to shop to their hearts'
content, and while they are doing it we can sneak off and leave them
stranded."

"Splendid!" cried Morgan.

"But will they consent?" asked Abeuchapeta.

"Consent! To shop? In Paris? For a week?" cried Morgan.

"Ha, ha!" laughed Hawkins. "Will they consent! Will a duck swim?"

And so it was decided, which was the first incident in the career of the
House-boat upon which the astute Mr. Sherlock Holmes had failed to count.

VI

A CONFERENCE BELOW-STAIRS

When, with a resounding slam, the door to the upper deck of the House-boat
was shut in the faces of queens Elizabeth and Cleopatra by the unmannerly
Kidd, these ladies turned and gazed at those who thronged the stairs
behind them in blank amazement, and the heart of Xanthippe, had one chosen
to gaze through that diaphanous person's ribs, could have been seen to
beat angrily.

Queen Elizabeth was so excited at this wholly novel attitude towards her
regal self that, having turned, she sat down plump upon the floor in the
most unroyal fashion.

"Well!" she ejaculated. "If this does not surpass everything! The idea of
it! Oh for one hour of my olden power, one hour of the axe, one hour of
the block!"

[Illustration: QUEEN ELIZABETH DESIRES AN AXE AND ONE HOUR OF HER OLDEN
POWER]

"Get up," retorted Cleopatra, "and let us all return to the billiard-room
and discuss this matter calmly. It is quite evident that something has
happened of which we wotted little when we came aboard this craft."

"That is a good idea," said Calpurnia, retreating below. "I can see
through the window that we are in motion. The vessel has left her
moorings, and is making considerable headway down the stream, and the
distinctly masculine voices we have heard are indications to my mind that
the ship is manned, and that t