g it!" Another time we meet a parson. "Good woman," says
he, "what's that you are talking? Is it broken language?" "Of course,
your reverence," says I, "we are broken people; give a shilling, your
reverence, to the poor broken woman." Oh, these gorgios! they grudge us
our very language!'

'She called you her son, Jasper?'

'I am her son, brother.'

'I thought you said your parents were--'

'Bitchadey pawdel; you thought right, brother. This is my wife's
mother.'

'Then you are married, Jasper?'

'Ay, truly; I am husband and father. You will see wife and chabo anon.'

'Where are they now?'

'In the gav, penning dukkerin.'

'We were talking of language, Jasper?'

'True, brother.'

'Yours must be a rum one?'

''Tis called Rommany.'

'I would gladly know it.'

'You need it sorely.'

'Would you teach it me?'

'None sooner.'

'Suppose we begin now?'

'Suppose we do, brother.'

'Not whilst I am here,' said the woman, flinging her knitting down, and
starting upon her feet; 'not whilst I am here shall this gorgio learn
Rommany. A pretty manoeuvre, truly; and what would be the end of it? I
goes to the farming ker with my sister, to tell a fortune, and earn a few
sixpences for the chabes. I sees a jolly pig in the yard, and I says to
my sister, speaking Rommany, "Do so and so," says I; which the farming
man hearing, asks what we are talking about. "Nothing at all, master,"
says I; "something about the weather"; when who should start up from
behind a pale, where he has been listening, but this ugly gorgio, crying
out, "They are after poisoning your pigs, neighbour!" so that we are glad
to run, I and my sister, with perhaps the farm-engro shouting after us.
Says my sister to me, when we have got fairly off, "How came that ugly
one to know what you said to me?" Whereupon I answers, "It all comes of
my son Jasper, who brings the gorgio to our fire, and must needs be
teaching him." "Who was fool there?" says my sister. "Who, indeed, but
my son Jasper," I answers. And here should I be a greater fool to sit
still and suffer it; which I will not do. I do not like the look of him;
he looks over-gorgeous. An ill day to the Romans when he masters
Rommany; and, when I says that, I pens a true dukkerin.'

'What do you call God, Jasper?'

'You had better be jawing,' said the woman, raising her voice to a
terrible scream; 'you had better be moving off, my gorgio; hang you for a
keen one, sitting the