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resence was discovered he came shuffling down the trail. He was a short, fat man, in faded shirt and overalls; and on his feet he wore a pair of gunboat brogans, thickly studded on the bottom with hob-nails. A space of six inches between the tops of his shoes and the worn-off edge of his trousers exposed his shrunken shanks, and he carried a stick which might serve for cane or club as circumstances demanded. He came down briskly with his broad toes turned out in grotesque resemblance to a duck and when Bunker Hill saw him he snorted resentfully and rose up from his seat. "Have you seen my burros?" demanded the old man, half defiantly, "I can't find dose rascals nowhere. Ah, so; here's a stranger come to camp! Good morning, I'm glad to know you." "Good morning," returned Big Boy glancing doubtfully at Bunker Hill, "my name is Denver Russell." "Oh, excuse _me_!" spoke up Bunker with a sarcastic drawl, "Mr. Russell, this is Professor Diffenderfer, the eminent buttinsky and geologist." "Ah--so!" beamed the Professor overlooking the fling in the excitement of the meeting, "I take it you're a mining man? Vell, if it's golt you're looking for I haf a claim up on dat hill dat is rich in auriferous deposits." "Yes," broke in Bunker giving Big Boy a sly wink, "you ought to inspect that tunnel--it's unique in the annals of mining. You see the Professor here is an educated man--he's learned all the big words in the dictionary, and he's learned mining from reading Government reports. We're quite proud of his achievements as a mining engineer, but you ought to see that tunnel. It starts into the hill, takes a couple of corkscrew twists and busts right out into the sunshine." "Oh, never mind _him_!" protested the Professor as Bunker burst into a roar, "he will haf his choke, of course. But dis claim I speak of----" "And that ain't all his accomplishments," broke in Bunker Hill relentlessly, "Mr. Diffenderfer is a count--a German count--sometimes known as Count No-Count. But as I was about to say, his greatest accomplishments have been along tonsorial lines." A line of pain appeared between the Professor's eyes--but he stood his ground defiantly. "Yes," went on Bunker thrusting out his jaw in a baleful leer at his rival, "for many years he has had the proud distinction of being the Champion Rough-Riding Barber of Arizona." "Vell, I've got to go," murmured the Professor hastily, "I've got to find dem burros." He
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