ime to Ussher, "Now, my
boy!"
Ussher, in obedience to the priest's injunction, seized hold of
the bride at one side, to kiss her; while McGovery, determined to
vindicate his own right, pounced on her on the other; justly thinking
that the first kiss she should have after her wedding ought to be
given to her by her lawful married husband.
But, alas! both aspirants were foiled, and Mary got no kiss at all.
She, in her dismay at the energy of the two aspirants, ducked her
head down nearly to the level of the table, and Denis, in his zeal
and his hurry, struck Ussher in the face with his own forehead with
no slight force. The Captain retreated, half-stunned, and not very
well pleased with the salute he had received; and Denis was so
shocked at what he had done, that he forgot his wife--and, apparently
even the pigs and the money--in his regrets and apologies.
"Egad, Captain," said Father John, "that's more of a kiss than I
meant to get you; why, you're as awkward, McGovery, as a bullcalf.
Who'd have thought to see you butting at the Captain, like an old
goat on his hind legs!"
"Faix then, yer riverence, I didn't intend to be trating the Captain
in that way; but any way the Captain's head is 'amost as hard as my
own, for the flashes isn't out of my eyes yet."
"Never mind," said Ussher; "and if you always take care of your wife
the same way, my good fellow, you'll be sure she'll not come to any
harm, for want of looking after."
In the meantime Mary had escaped from the salute intended for her,
and was, with the aid of Biddy, Mrs. Mehan, and sundry others of her
visitors, engaged in extricating two legs of mutton, a ham, and large
quantities of green cabbages from the pots in which they had been
boiling in the outer room.
"God bless you, Sally dear, and will you drain them pratees? they'll
be biled to starch. And Mrs. Mehan, darling, my heart's broke with
the big pot here, will you lend me a hand? good luck to you then.
There's Denis and Pat, bad manners to them, they'd see me kilt with
all the bother, and stand there doing nothing under the sun."
And poor Mary McGovery, as we must now call her, toiled and groaned
under the labours of her wedding day till the perspiration ran from
under her wedding cap; and her wedding-dress gave manifold signs of
her zeal in preparing the wedding-supper.
Whilst Mary was dishing the mutton, &c., Father John was employed in
the not less important business of collecting his
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