at two of our officers, one a general, the other a
colonel, with whom I spent the preceding evening, and who went out into
the enemy's camp about midnight as spies, were taken, and then were
actually going to be executed on a gibbet. I found the distance too
great to throw the shell with my hand, but most fortunately recollecting
that I had the very sling in my pocket which assisted David in slaying
Goliath, I placed the shell in it, and immediately threw it in the midst
of them: it burst as it fell, and destroyed all present, except the two
culprits, who were saved by being suspended so high, for they were just
turned off: however, one of the pieces of the shell fled with such force
against the foot of the gibbet, that it immediately brought it down. Our
two friends no sooner felt _terra firma_ than they looked about for the
cause; and finding their guards, executioner, and all, had taken it in
their heads to die first, they directly extricated each other from their
disgraceful cords, and then ran down to the sea-shore, seized a Spanish
boat with two men in it, and made them row to one of our ships, which
they did with great safety, and in a few minutes after, when I was
relating to General Elliot how I had acted, they both took us by the
hand, and after mutual congratulations we retired to spend the day with
festivity.

CHAPTER XI

_An interesting account of the Baron's ancestors--A quarrel relative
to the spot where Noah built his ark--The history of the sling, and
its properties--A favourite poet introduced upon no very reputable
occasion--queen Elizabeth's abstinence--The Baron's father crosses from
England to Holland upon a marine horse, which he sells for seven hundred
ducats._

You wish (I can see by your countenances) I would inform you how I
became possessed of such a treasure as the sling just mentioned. (Here
facts must be held sacred.) Thus then it was: I am a descendant of the
wife of Uriah, whom we all know David was intimate with; she had several
children by his majesty; they quarrelled once upon a matter of the first
consequence, viz., the spot where Noah's ark was built, and where it
rested after the flood. A separation consequently ensued. She had often
heard him speak of this sling as his most valuable treasure: this she
stole the night they parted; it was missed before she got out of
his dominions, and she was pursued by no less than six of the king's
body-guards: however, by using it herself