unted like a Hog, }
Then was not I a sad confounded Dog! }

_R. H._

I'll never get drunk again,
For my Head's full of Pain,
And it grieves me to think,
That by Dint of good Drink,
I should lie with my _Phillis_ in vain.

_R. H._ 1712.

_Salisbury, the King's Arms, on the Wall._

Here was a 'Pothecary's Wife,
Who never lov'd her Spouse in all her Life;
And for want of his Handle,
Made use of a Candle:
---- Light as a Feather,
To bring Things together.

_S. C._ 1710.

_Underwritten._

Thou Fool, 'twas done for want of Sense,
I tickl'd her Concupiscence:
And that is enough to save her Credit.

_S. B._ 1712.

_Under this is wrote._

From the Story above,
The Girls that love,
Have learn'd the Use of Candles;
And since that, by _Jove_,
And the God of Love,
We have lost the Use of Handles.

_W. S----pe_, _Feb._ 2. 1714.

_Stockbridge, at the Kings-Head._

_Salley Stukely_ is the prettiest Girl in _England_,
I wish I was to play a Game with her single-hand.

_R. S._

_Windsor, at the Cardinal's-Cap._

Now my Sun is retired,
My Heart is all fired;
My _Sylvia_'s lost
And I am toss'd,
Into Love's Flames,
What shall I do to gain her?
Sure something must restrain her,
Or else she'd come.
Then I'm undone.
Help me, dear _Cupid_,
Or I shall grow stupid;
And if you won't help me,
Then _Bacchus_ protect me.

_R. M._ 1709.

_Greyhound, at Maidenhead._

Dear _Doll_ is a Prude,
And I tumbled her down;
And I tickled her Fancy
For half a Crown.

_R. M----r_, _July_ 17. 1714.

_At the Same Place._

_CHLOE's Character._

Her Voice is as clear as the Stream;
Her Character light as the Sun;
Her Dealings are hard as a Stone;
But her Promise as sure as a Gun.

_A. P - - pe_, 1712.

_At the same Place._

A Hog, a Monkey, and an Ass, }
Were here last Night to drink a Glass, }
When all at length it came to pass, }
That the Hog and the Monkey,
Grew so drunkey,
That both were ready to kiss the A - - se
of _Tom. Dingle_.

_April_ 17. 1710.

_At the White-Hart, Windsor._

How, do I fear my Lover will not come;
And yet I bid him not: But should he come,
Then let him read ----

Let _Man - - r - - ing_ love on, I will requite th