who pretend'st to find, }
A Woman with a constant Mind, }
Surely denotes that Love is blind. }
For I have kiss'd her myself,
Or else I'm an Elf,

_R. C. Fellow-Commoner, Oxon._

_Spinham-Land; in a Window._

Sir _John_ at this Place }
Kiss'd her Grace, }
Which he proved Face to Face. }

_C. W._ _April_ 14. 1710.

_Underwritten._

While this was a-doing,
Her Maid I was wooing:
She did like her Lady,
But made me a Daddy.

_J. W._ _April_ 12. 1711.

_Hampton-Court, at the Mitre, 1718._

How have I strove to gain the Fair? }
And yet how little does she care? }
But leaves me starving with Despair. }
'Tis now full Eight, I fear her Spouse
Has given her a Rendezvous.

_Those five Lines were crossed out; but then follows:_

D - - - mn the first Lines, they are not mine,
T'abuse a Lady so divine;
Altho' I waited for her Hours,
I have enjoy'd her lovely Powers,
Her Wit, her Beauty, and her Sense,
Have fully made me Recompence.

Captain _R. T._ _July_ 10. 1710.

_Underwritten._

Friend Captain T,
If thou can'st C,
Mind what I have to say to thee,
Thy Strumpet Wh--re abominable,
Which thou didst kiss upon a Table,
Has made thy manly Parts unable.

_Farewel, &c. Z. B._

_Toy, at Hampton-Court_, 1708.

D - - - n _Molley H----ns_ for her Pride,
She'll suffer none but Lords to ride:
But why the Devil should I care,
Since I can find another Mare?

_L. M. August._

_Star-Inn at Coventry, in a Window._

_Letter to _Will S - - - rs_, Esq;_

Dear _Will_,
I ever will
Be at your will,
Whene'er you will,
And where you will;
So that your Will
Be Good-Will,
I never will
Dispute your Will;
But give you Will
For Will.

At this Time,
At all Times,
Or any Time,
But such Times
As bad Times:
For Lemon Thyme,
Or Common Time,
Or Tripple Time,
Are not Times
Like your Times
And my Times
For Pastimes.
Then betimes
Suit your Time
To my Time;
Or my Time
Is lost Time.

I wish you well,
And hope you're well,
As I am well;
So all's well
That ends well;
Then farewell.

_R. B. April_ 17. 1714.

_Star at Coventry, on a Window._

Drunk at _Comb-Abbey_, horrid drunk;
Hither I came, and met my fav'rite Punk.
But she as well might have embrac'd a Log, }
All Night I snor'd, and gr