dland_ alighted, and expected Sir _Philip_; who led
_Lucy_ into the King's Box, to his new Majesty; where, after the first
Scene, he left them together. The over-joy'd fantastick Monarch would
fain have said some fine obliging Things to the Knight, as he was going
out; but _Friendly's_ Haste prevented 'em, who went directly to
_Valentine_, took one Glass, call'd a Reckoning, mounted his Chariot,
and away Home they came: where I believe he was welcome to his Lady; for
I never heard any thing to the contrary.
In the mean Time, his Majesty had not the Patience to stay out half the
Play, at which he was saluted by above twenty Gentlemen and Ladies by
his new and mighty Title: but out he led Miss Majesty ere the third Act
was half done; pretending, that it was so damn'd a bawdy Play, that he
knew her Modesty had been already but too much offended at it; so into
his Coach he got her. When they were seated, she told him she would go
to no Place with him, but to the Lodgings her Mother had taken for her,
when she first came to Town, and which still she kept. Your Mother,
Madam, (cry'd he) why, is Sir _Philip's_ Sister living then? His
Brother's Widow is, Sir, (she reply'd.) Is she there? (he ask'd.) No,
Sir, (she return'd;) she is in the Country. Oh, then we will go thither
to chuse. The Coach-man was then order'd to drive to _Jermain-Street_;
where, when he came in to the Lodgings, he found 'em very rich and
modishly furnish'd. He presently call'd one of his Slaves, and whisper'd
him to get three or four pretty Dishes for Supper; and then getting a
Pen, Ink and Paper, writ a Note to _C----d_ the Goldsmith with
_Temple-Bar_, for five hundred guineas; which _Watchful_ brought him, in
less than an Hour's time, when they were just in the Height of Supper;
_Lucy_ having invited her Landlady, for the better Colour of the Matter.
His _Bantamite_ Majesty took the Gold from his Slave, and threw it by
him in the Window, that _Lucy_ might take Notice of it; (which you may
assure yourself she did, and after Supper wink'd on the goodly Matron of
the House to retire, which she immediately obey'd.) Then his Majesty
began his Court very earnestly and hotly, throwing the naked Guineas
into her Lap: which she seemed to refuse with much Disdain; but upon his
repeated Promises, confirm'd by unheard of Oaths and Imprecations, that
he would give her Sister three thousand Guineas to her Portion, she
began by Degrees to mollify, and let the Gold lie
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