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of the Italians had caught it. Bandits cross themselves again. _Captain_.--"I don't believe a word of it. It's impossible." Bandit No. 6.--"He looks like it, any way." In fact, the Senator did look like it. His hair tinged to an unnatural hue by the sulphur of Vesuvius, his square, determined jaw, his heavy, overhanging brow, marked him as one who was capable of any desperate enterprise. [What the Senator said.] "Next and last, Dick, you are to sing 'Yankee Doodle.' You know the words about 'coming to town riding on a pony.' You know that verse ends with an Italian word. I am particular about this, for you might sing the wrong verse. Do you understand, all of you? If so, wink your eyes twice." [The Club all winked twice. Then, as usual: "Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!"] [What Buttons said he said.] "He says there is no danger for him, however, for foreigners are in terror of the tune of 'Yankee Doodle.' If he were arrested by the Government, the American Admiral would at once send ashore a file of marines with an 'ultimatum,' a 'Columbiad,' a 'spanker boom,' a 'Webster's Unabridged,' and a 'brachycatalectic,' to demand his surrender at the cannon's mouth." [Great sensation among the bandits at the formidable arms of American marines.] [What the Senator said.] "Look at me. There are six. I will take two; each of you take one--the man on your right, remember. As Dick, in singing, comes to that word, each of you go at your man. Buttons, you hear, of course." [_Club_.--"Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!"] [What Buttons said he said.] "They think in town that he is the Devil, because he has killed seven men in duels since he came, and has never been wounded. People don't know the great American invention, worn next the skin, which makes the body impervious to bullets." [_Captain_, sneering.--"I don't believe it." Bandit No. 3.--"I don't know. They invented the revolver. If only I had one."] [What the Senator said.] "Boys, arrange to your minds what to do. Grab the gun, and put your man down backward. I'm almost ashamed of the game, it's so easy. Look at these boobies by me. They are like children. No muscle. The fellows at the end won't dare to shoot for fear of wounding their own man." [_Club_.--"Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!"] [What Buttons said he said.] "He's made up his mind to go and take part in the war in Lombardy. He will raise a band of Americans, all clothed in the great shot-proof s
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