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Title: Biltmore Oswald
The Diary of a Hapless Recruit
Author: J. Thorne Smith, Jr.
Release Date: September 3, 2005 [EBook #16634]
Language: English
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BILTMORE OSWALD
_THE DIARY OF A HAPLESS RECRUIT_
BY
J. THORNE SMITH, JR.
U.S.N.R.F.
_WITH 31 ILLUSTRATIONS IN BLACK-AND-WHITE_
BY
RICHARD DORGAN
("_Dick Dorgan_")
U.S.N.R.F.
[Illustration]
NEW YORK
FREDERICK A. STOKES COMPANY
PUBLISHERS
_Copyright, 1918, by_
_Frederick A. Stokes Company_
_All Rights Reserved_
_Reprinted from_
THE BROADSIDE
A JOURNAL FOR
THE NAVAL RESERVE FORCE
DEDICATION
To my buddies, an unscrupulous, clamorous crew of pirates, as loyal
and generous a lot as ever returned a borrowed dress jumper with dirty
tapes; to numerous jimmy-legs and P.O.'s whose cantankerous tempers
have furnished me with much material for this book; and also to a dog,
an admirable dog whom I choose to call Mr. Fogerty, with apologies to
this dog if in these pages his slave has unwittingly maligned his
character or in any way cast suspicion upon his moral integrity.
LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
"Biltmore Oswald" _Frontispiece_
"'Do you enlist for foreign service?' he snapped. 'Sure,' I
replied, 'it will all be foreign to me'" 2
"The departure was moist" 3
"Hospital apprentice treated me to a shot of Pelham 'hop'" 4
"I feel like a masquerade" 5
"This, I thought, was adding insult to injury" 6
"Mother kept screaming through the wire about my underwear" 7
"A bill from a restaurant for $18.00 worth of past luncheons" 8
"He missed the dirty whites, but I will never be the same" 9
"Fire drill" 10
"This is designed to give us physical poise" 11
"Liberty Party" 14
"Of course I played the game no more" 20
"She wa
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