N BESS used to be rowed in her barge up the
Effra (which now, like the Mole, "runneth underground", hidden by earth
and brickwork, but, not long since, was a visible stream) to visit Sir
WALTER at what was _then_ his Country House. There were no Interviewers
in those happy days, else would a "Sir WALTER RALEIGH At Home", with
"Gloriana" as his guest, be toothsome reading. And shall JUGSON, the
Jerry-builder, with his mud-bricks and slime-mortar, his warped timber
and his peeling stucco, banish even the memories of the great
Elizabethans from their ancient haunts? Forbid it, O Spirit of the
Jubilee Year! Let the Jubilators RALEIGH--we mean _rally_, round
RALEIGH'S old Mansion,--
"Let not his house who witched Old England's eyes
Before base JUGSON fall on Brixton Rise."
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BEN TROVATO AGAIN.--When the Papal Envoy arrived, His Eminence had
several mansions placed at his disposal. The one he fancied most was
that offered by Mr. H. LABOUCHERE, M.P., with the appropriate
designation of "POPE'S Villa, Twickenham."
* * * * *
A Hard-worked Official.
LORD CHAMBERLAIN LATHOM, exhausted is he
After this season of Jubilee.
"Farewell to my cares at holiday-tide,"
Says LATHOM aloud, when he'll _lay them aside_.
* * * * *
As to the Mission of Monsignor PERSICO to Ireland, an Horatian
Nationalist wrote--"PERSICO'S odi." And he probably does dislike it.
* * * * *
[Illustration: THE NEW "HATCH."
MR. P. "AH! THEY'RE AN AWFULLY UGLY LOT! I _DID_ THINK THE OLD
GAUCHE-HEN--(AHEM!)--WOULD HA' DONE BETTER THAN THAT!!"
[_Exit sadly._]]
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THE LAST VISIT (BUT ONE) TO THE ACADEMY.
[Illustration: No. 518. Left Leg Shrunk.]
[Illustration: No. 624. Her Serene Transparency.]
[Illustration: No. 413. Hard Hit in a Town and Gown Row.]
[Illustration: No. 647. What can we do with the Baby?]
[Illustration: No. 623. Warming his Back against the Soup Tureen.]
[Illustration: No. 253. Pulling the Stuffing out of Toy Terrier.]
A grand flare-up on Thursday last. A Jubilee _Soiree_ worthy of the
Jubilee Year and the Royal Academicians. Kings, Queens, Royal
Highnesses, Grand Dukes and Duchesses have become so common this Jubilee
month, that, when some _blase_ and well-seasoned Londoner is asked who
such and such a decorated person is, he l
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