Ezel_?
_Olin._ What, did you come in at the Door?
_Hau._ Yes, marry did I; what, do you think I creep in like a Lapland
Witch through the Key-holes?
_Dor._ Nay, nay, this cannot be the Bridegroom.
_Olin._ No, for 'tis but a moment since we left him, you know, in my
Lady's Chamber.
_Hau._ Very drunk, by this good Light.
_Dor._ And therefore it cannot be _Myn heer Haunce_.
_Hau._ What a Devil will you persuade me out of my Christian Name?
_Olin._ The Priest has yet scarce done his Office, who is marrying him
above to my Lady.
_Hau._ _Salerimente_, here's brave doing, to marry me, and never give me
notice; or thou art damnable drunk, or very mad.
_Glo._ Yes, and I am married to you too, am I not?
[To _Olinda_.
_Olin._ You? we know neither of you.
_Hau._ Ha, ha, ha, here's a turn for you.
Enter _Carlo_.
_Car._ Why, _Olinda_, _Dorice_, _Olinda_, where be these mad Girls? 'tis
almost Night, and nothing in Order. Why, what now? Who's here?
_Hau._ So the old Man's possest too-- Why, what a Devil ails you, Sir?
[Goes roughly to him.
_Car._ From whence come you, Sir? and what are you?
_Hau._ _Gload_, let's be gone, for we shall be transmigrated into some
strange Shapes anon, for all the House is inchanted. Who am I, quoth ye?
before I came you all knew me; and now you are very well acquainted with
me, you have forgot me.
_Car._ If you be my Son _Haunce_, how came you here?
_Hau._ If I be your Son _Haunce_, where should I be else?
_Car._ Above with your Wife, not below amongst the Maids.
_Hau._ What Wife? what Wife? Ha, ha, ha, do not provoke me, lest I take
you a slap in the Face, I tell you that now.
_Car._ Oh, I find by his Humour this is he, and I am finely cheated and
abus'd. I'll up and know the Truth.
[Goes out.
_Hau._ And so will I. [Follows.
_Glo._ Why, but Mistress _Olinda_, you have not, indeed, forgot me, have
you?
_Olin._ For my Lover I have, but perhaps I may call you to mind, as my
Servant hereafter.
_Glo._ Since you are so proud and so fickle, you shall stand hereafter
as a Cypher with me; and I'll begin upon a new Account with this pretty
Maid: what say you forsooth?
_Dor._ I am willing enough to get a Husband as young as I am.
_Glo._ Why, that's well said, give your Hand upon the Bargain--
God-ha'-Mercy, with all my Heart, i'faith.
[Go in.
[Scene draws off, discovers a Chamber. Enter _Alonzo_, _Euphemia_,
and _Lov
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