e beach; buy 'em
on the beach!
ROPER.
[_To JIMMIE, indignantly._] Jimmie Birch----!
JIMMIE.
[_Sitting upon the fauteuil-stool._] Ha, ha!
ROPER.
[_To MRS. UPJOHN, wiping his brow._] Of course, there is _this_ to be
said, Ma. [_Rallying at the idea._] It may be wise of dear Lil to
decline Farncombe _at first_. It-- it-- it-- it doesn't do for a girl,
does it, to appear to throw herself at _any_ man, let alone a young
fellow of the position-- the-- the-- the social status----!
LILY.
[_Suddenly sitting up and putting her feet to the floor again._] Oh,
for mercy's sake, cease discussing my affairs in my presence! [_To
MRS. UPJOHN._] Mother, why do you keep Uncle Lal in the dark? [_To
JIMMIE._] Jimmie, why don't _you_----?
ROPER.
In the dark!
MRS. UPJOHN.
Yes, Lal; your flyin' out at Jimmie over 'er 'armless joke stopped 'er
finishin'.
ROPER.
Finishing----?
MRS. UPJOHN.
Lil's not on'y refused young Farncombe but she's gone an' plighted
'erself to another individual.
ROPER.
Plighted herself----?
LILY.
[_Passionately._] To one of the best! To one of the best!
ROPER.
[_Stupefied._] Do I-- do I know him?
JIMMIE.
Ha!
LILY.
Know him! You know him sufficiently to have plotted and schemed to
prevent his being asked to the party last night.
JIMMIE.
[_To LILY._] Did Lal do that?
LILY.
_Did_ he!
JIMMIE.
Impudence!
ROPER.
[_Sitting in the arm-chair by the centre table-- quietly._] Jeyes!
JIMMIE.
Nicko.
LILY.
[_Firmly._] Nicko.
MRS. UPJOHN.
But the Captain _was_ at the party last night notwithstandin'.
JIMMIE.
[_To MRS. UPJOHN._] Nonsense, Ma!
LILY.
Yes, Nicko managed to get into the theatre somehow or other.
JIMMIE.
[_To LILY._] And watched you and young Farncombe----!
LILY.
And stationed himself under the portico of Twenty seven, to see who
brought me home.
JIMMIE.
Oh----!
MRS. UPJOHN.
'E's always been frightfully jealous, the Captain 'as.
JIMMIE.
[_Looking at ROPER._] Oh, so _really_ it's entirely owing to Lal
Roper's interference that matters were brought to a head this morning!
LILY.
[_Her eyes flashing._] Entirely.
MRS. UPJOHN.
[_Joining in the attack upon ROPER._] Yes, if Lal 'ad been content to
mind 'is own business----
JIMMIE.
And hadn't meddled----!
MRS. UPJOHN.
_An'_ muddled----!
JIMMIE.
Things might have gone on much the same as before.
MRS. UPJOHN.
An' m
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