, Oliver," he said, "fill your glass and let us hear your
adventures. What will you have--brandy, gin, or rum? My friend,
Captain Dan here, is one of those remarkable men who don't drink
anything stronger than ginger-beer. Of course you won't join _him_."
"Thank you," said Oliver. "If you will allow me, I will join your good
lady in a glass of wine. Permit me, Aunt Mary, to fill--"
"No, I thank you, Oliver," said Mrs Donnithorne good-humouredly but
firmly, "I side with Captain Dan; but I'll be glad to see you fill your
own."
"Ha!" exclaimed Mr Donnithorne, "Molly's sure to side with the opponent
of her lawful lord, no matter who or what he be. Fill your own glass,
boy, with what you like--cold water, an it please you--and let us drink
the good old Cornish toast, `Fish, tin, and copper,' our three staples,
Oliver--the bone, muscle, and fat of the county."
"Fish, tin, and copper," echoed Captain Dan.
"In good sooth," continued Mr Donnithorne, "I have often thought of
turning teetotaller myself, but feared to do so lest my wife should take
to drinking, just out of opposition. However, let that pass--and now,
Oliver, open thy mouth, lad, and relate those surprising adventures of
which you have given me a hint."
"Indeed, uncle, I do not say they are very surprising, although,
doubtless, somewhat new to one who has been bred, if not born, in
comparatively quiet regions of the earth."
Here Oliver related circumstantially to his wondering auditors the
events which befell him after the time when he left his uncle in the
lane--being interrupted only with an occasional exclamation--until he
reached the part when he knocked down the man who had rescued him from
the waves, when Mr Donnithorne interrupted him with an uncontrollable
burst.
"Ha!" shouted the old gentleman; "what! knocked down the man who saved
your life, nephew? Fie, fie! But you have not told us his name yet.
What was it?"
"His comrades called him Jim, as I have said; and I think that he once
referred to himself as Jim Cuttance, or something like that."
"What say you, boy?" exclaimed Mr Donnithorne, pushing back his chair
and gazing at his nephew in amazement. "Hast fought side by side with
Jim Cuttance, and then knocked him down?"
"Indeed I have," said Oliver, not quite sure whether his uncle regarded
him as a hero or a fool.
The roar of laughter which his answer drew from Captain Dan and his
uncle did not tend to enlighten him mu
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