Dr. Schlesien replied with an Atlas shrug under fleabite to the
insensately infantile interrogation.
He in turn was presently heard.
'But, my good sir! you quote me your English Latin. I must beg of you you
write it down. It is orally incomprehensible to Continentals.'
'We are Islanders!' Colney shrugged in languishment.
'Oh, you do great things . . .' Dr. Schlesien rejoined in kindness,
making his voice a musical intimation of the smallness of the things.
'We build great houses, to employ our bricks'
'No, Colney, to live in,' said Victor.
'Scarcely long enough to warm them.'
'What do you . . . fiddle!'
'They are not Hohenzollerns!'
'It is true,' Dr. Schlesien called. 'No, but you learn discipline; you
build. I say wid you, not Hohenzollerns you build! But you shall look
above: Eyes up. Ire necesse est. Good, but mount; you come to something.
Have ideas.'
'Good, but when do we reach your level?'
'Sir, I do not say more than that we do not want instruction from
foreigners.'
'Pupil to paedagogue indeed. You have the wreath in Music, in
Jurisprudence, Chemistry, Scholarship, Beer, Arms, Manners.'
Dr. Schlesien puffed a tempest of tobacco and strode.
'He is chiselling for wit in the Teutonic block,' Colney said, falling
back to Fenellan.
Fenellan observed: 'You might have credited him with the finished
sculpture.'
'They're ahead of us in sticking at the charge of wit.'
'They've a widening of their swallow since Versailles.'
'Manners?'
'Well, that's a tight cravat for the Teutonic thrapple! But he's off by
himself to loosen it.'
Victor came on the couple testily. 'What are you two concocting! I say,
do keep the peace, please. An excellent good fellow; better up in
politics than any man I know; understands music; means well, you can see.
You two hate a man at all serious. And he doesn't bore with his
knowledge. A scholar too.'
'If he'll bring us the atmosphere of the groves of Academe, he may swing
his ferule pickled in himself, and welcome,' said Fenellan.
'Yes!' Victor nodded at a recognized antagonism in Fenellan; 'but
Colney's always lifting the Germans high above us.'
'It's to exercise his muscles.'
Victor headed to the other apartments, thinking that the Rev. Septimus
and young Sowerby, Old England herself, were spared by the diversion of
these light skirmishing shots from their accustomed victims to the
'masculine people of our time. His friends would want a dri
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