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20,000,000 85--James G. Bennett United States Journalist 20,000,000 86--John G. Moore United States Finance 20,000,000 87--D.G. Reid United States Steel 20,000,000 88--Frederick Pabst United States Brewer 20,000,000 89--William D. Sloane United States Inherited 20,000,000 90--William B. Leeds United States Railroads 20,000,000 91--James B. Duke United States Tobacco 20,000,000 92--Anthony N. Brady United States Finance 20,000,000 93--Geo. W. Vanderbilt United States Railroads 20,000,000 94--Fred. W. Vanderbilt United States Railroads 20,000,000 95--Duke of Northumberl'd England Inherited 20,000,000 96--Lord Armstrong England Inherited 20,000,000 97--Lord Brassey England Inherited 20,000,000 98--Sir Thomas Lipton England Grocer 20,000,000 99--Ex-Empress Eugenie France Inherited 20,000,000 100--Queen Wilhelmina Holland Inherited 20,000,000 -------------- Total $6,760,000,000 WIT OF THE ANCIENT GREEKS. A Garnering of Old Jokes from the Classics Impresses the Reader with the Fact that Modern Wit Isn't as New as It Ought to Be. We moderns find it hard to improve on the ancients, except in such insignificant conveniences as speed in traveling. Even our humor is in large part no more than the re-tailored mummies of Roman, Greek, and Egyptian humor--which means, of course, that those ancients merely resurrected the jokes of their own dim ancestors. Humor comes before speech. The Greeks had a pretty wit. And how modern the old Greek jokes do sound! A truly didactic saying is attributed by Aelian to the Spartan magistrates. "When certain persons from Clazomenae had come to Sparta and smeared with soot the seats on which the Spartan magistrates sat discharging public duties; on discovering what had been done and by whom, they expressed no indignation, but merely ordered a proclamation to be made, 'Let it be lawful for the people of Clazomenae
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