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le will do likewise similar." "No doubt that's what it'll do in time," assented the landlord. "I beg to offer an amendment to my own motion," continued the oily Budge; "when the boom strikes this town, as it is bound soon to do, and it rivals in size the famous city on the other side of the Atlantic, there should be something to distinguish the two. We have no wish to rob any other place of the honors it has taken centuries to gain; so, while we reserve the principal name, I propose that we distinguish it from the old city by prefixing the word 'New.'" "You mean that this town shall be 'New Constantinople?'" was the inquiring remark of the landlord. "Precisely; and I now make the motion that that be our name." There were seventeen persons present and it looked as if a decision was inevitable. The landlord was shrewd. His first act was to invite all to drink at his expense, after which he made each pledge himself to abide by the decision, whatever it might be. These preliminaries being arranged, a show of hands was called for. The vote was eight for and eight against the new name. "That's a tie," commented the landlord from behind his immense beard; "and therefore the question ain't settled." "It's easy 'nough to settle it," said Ike Hoe. "How?" "Take another vote." "I don't see how that'll do it, onless some one changes his mind; but again, gentlemen: all who favor the new name, raise their right hands." Eight horny palms were elevated in air, while the same number were displayed in the negative. The landlord looked troubled. "We must keep it up till some one weakens," observed Wade Ruggles. The host scanned the earnest faces in front of him. "Which of you gentlemen will promise to weaken if we keep this thing up for half the night?" "I'll stay here a week," was the reply of Vose Adams, while the general nodding of heads showed that he echoed the sentiments of the others. The landlord met the crisis with becoming dignity. "Gentlemen, when I was a member of Congress, all questions that was tied was settled by the presiding officer casting the deciding vote, and which as aforesaid we don't lay any claim to being higher than Congress, I therefore, by virtue of the aforesaid right vested in me, cast my vote in favor of this city being called New Constantinople, which the same is on me again; gentlemen, what will you have?" It was a coup d'etat, the victory being clinched before the opp
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