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h more than one visit, old pal, And I've got a hengagement next week to go there with the same pooty gal. I'm going to read up the subjeck, I'll cram for it all I can carry, For I'm bound to be fair, in the know if young POLLY should question Yours, 'ARRY. * * * * * INNS AND OUTS. NO. I.--"MISTER." In a "Grand Hotel" again; abroad; never mind which or where; have experienced many Inns and many outings, but find all Grand Hotels much the same. "Lawn-tennis, English Church in the Spa_t_ious Grounds, good station for friends of the _Fisch-Sport_."--But the quintessence of Grand-Hotelism is "Mr." in his Bureau. The main thing about "Mr." is his frock-coat ("made in Germany"). It is always buttoned; he is never without it; I believe he sleeps in it. Divest him of this magician's robe (so to speak) and he would be powerless. The Hotel omnibus clatters in; "Mr." confronts us, smiling and serene, with his two Secretaries of Legation. He discriminates the Inn-comers at a glance.--"Numero 10, 11, 12, _entresol_;" for Noah-like Paterfamilias with Caravan; "Numero 656, for se Leddy's med;" "Numero 80, for me, the _soi-disant Habitue_;" it's the room I'm _supposed_ to have always had, so I pretend to like it. One Unremunerative-looking Pedestrian, in knickerbockers, is assured that, if he waits half a day or so, he may get an attic--"Back of se house; fine view of se sluice-gate and cemetery."--U.-L.P. expostulates; he has telegraphed for a good room; it's _too_ bad.--"Ver' sawy, but is quite complete now, se Hotel." U.-L.P., furious; "Hang it," &c. "Mr." deprecates this ingratitude--"Ver' sawy, Sor; but if you don't like," (with decision), "se whole wide wurrld is open to you!" Pedestrian retires, threatening to write to the _Times_. Preposterous! as if the Editor would print anything against "Mr."! "Mr.'s" attitude majestic and martyred; CASABIANCA in a frock-coat! Bless you! he knows us all, better than we know ourselves. He sees the Cook's ticket through the U.-L.P.'s Norfolk-jacket. [Illustration: "He sees the Cook's ticket through the U.-L.P.'s Norfolk-jacket."] When "Mr." is not writing, he is changing money. The sheepish Briton stands dumb before this financier, and is shorn--of the exchange, with an oafish fascination at "Mr.'s" dexterous manipulation of the _rouleaux_ of gold and notes. Nobody dares haggle with "Mr." When he is not changing mo
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