l,
A carrot and some nails-O!
A lobster's claws, the knobs off doors,
An onion and some snails-O!

'A pound of fat, an old man rat,
A pint of kerosene-O!
A box of tacks, some cobbler's wax,
Some gum and glycerine-O!

'Gunpowder too, a hob-nailed shoe,
He stirred into his pottage;
Some Irish stew, a pound of glue,
A high explosive sausage.

'The deed was done, that frightful one,
With glare of vulture famished,
Blew out the light, and in the night
Gave several howls, and vanished.

'Our thieving lout, ensconced without,
Came through the window slinking;
He grabbed the pot and on the spot
Began to eat like winking.

'He ate the lot, this guzzling sot--
Such appetite amazes--
Until those high explosives wrought
Within his tum a loud report,
And blew him all to blazes.

'For him who steals ill-gotten meals
Our moral is a good un.
We hope he feels that it reveals
The danger he is stood in
Who steals a high explosive bomb,
Mistaking it for Puddin'.'

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The puddin'-thieves wept loudly while this severe rebuke was being
administered, and promised, with sobs, to amend their evil courses, and
in the future to abstain from unlawful puddin'-snatching.

'Your words,' said the Possum, 'has pierced our brains with horror and
remorse'; and the Wombat added: 'From this time onwards our thoughts
will be as far removed from Puddin' as is the thoughts of angels.'

'We have heard that before,' said Bunyip Bluegum; 'but let us hope that
this time your repentance is sincere. Let us hope that the tenderness of
your snouts will be, if I may be permitted a flight of poetic fancy, a
guiding star to lure your steps along the path of virtue--

'For he who finds his evil course is ended
By having of his snout severely bended,
Along that path of virtue may be sent
Where virtuous snouts are seldom ever bent.'

With that the puddin'-thieves went over the hill, the sun went down and
evening arrived, punctual to the minute.

'Ah,' said Bill. 'It's a very fortunate thing that evenin's come along
at this time, for, if it hadn't, we couldn't have waited dinner any
longer. But, before preparin' for a night of gaiety, dance, and song, I
have a proposal to put before my feller Puddin'-owners. I propose to
invite our friend Ben here to join us round the camp fire. He has proved
himself a very decent feller, free with his e