_Rehearsals_.

A hot meal will be served after midnight rehearsals and taxis will be
provided for those who care to pay for them. "Q" will arrange.

13. _The Audience_.

Hostile retaliation is not anticipated, but arrangements will be made
to deal summarily with any counterattack. O.C. Chuckers-Out will
arrange.

14. _Organisation_.

The goodwill and earnest co-operation of all are solicited to achieve
the success which will be advantageous to all, especially to the
philanthropic Directors, who are poor men and cannot really afford it.

_Issued at 4 p.m._

Copies to:--

All Concerned.

(Signed) Etc., etc., etc.

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HAVE YOU WATCHED THE FAIRIES?

Have you watched the fairies when the rain is done
Spreading out their little wings to dry them in the sun?
I have, I have! Isn't it fun?

Have you heard the fairies all among the limes
Singing little fairy tunes to little fairy rhymes?
I have, I have, lots and lots of times.

Have you seen the fairies dancing in the air
And dashing off behind the stars to tidy up their hair?
I have, I have; I've been there!

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WAR THE REJUVENATOR.

"Rear-Admiral Sims ... is 59 years old and will be 53 next
October."--_Saturday Evening Post_.

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"Miss ---- played the other works mentioned also, but while
Miss ---- can play these better than most--by far--she brings
the purest of fresh-air feeling into her playing of Bach's 'O
Si Sic Omnes.'"--_Daily Telegraph_.

What we want to hear is OFFENBACH'S _Mens sana in corpore sano._

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"A personal experience in a large office not 1,000 miles
from where the bombs fell. Not a sign of panic; hardly even
of alarm."--_The Globe_.

We have heard of places not even 10 miles away where equal intrepidity
was displayed.

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"UNIVERSITY OF BRISTOL CONTINGENT O.T.C.

Recruiting--Suitable candidates for admission should be under
the age of 7 years and 6 months, except in the case of former
members of a junior contingent."--_Bristol Evening News_.

The result of Baby Week at Bristol.

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General VON BLUME says America's intervention is no more than "a
straw." But which straw? The last?

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