LOR. JU. Oh now stand close; pray God she can get
him to read it.
PROS. Tut, fear not: I warrant thee he will do it of
himself with much impudency.
HES. Servant, what is that same, I pray you?
MAT. Marry, an Elegy, an Elegy, an odd toy.
GIU. Ay, to mock an ape withal. O Jesu.
BIA. Sister, I pray you let's hear it.
MAT. Mistress, I'll read it, if you please.
HES. I pray you do, servant.
GIU. Oh, here's no foppery. 'Sblood, it frets me to the
gall to think on it.
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PROS. Oh ay, it is his condition, peace: we are fairly
rid of him.
MAT. Faith, I did it in an humour: I know not how it is,
but please you come near, signior: this gentleman hath
judgment, he knows how to censure of a -- I pray you, sir,
you can judge.
STEP. Not I, sir: as I have a soul to be saved, as I am a
gentleman.
LOR. JU. Nay, it's well; so long as he doth not forswear
himself.
BOB. Signior, you abuse the excellency of your mistress and
her fair sister. Fie, while you live avoid this prolixity.
MAT. I shall, sir; well, incipere dulce.
LOR. JU. How, incipere dulce? a sweet thing to be a fool
indeed.
PROS. What, do you take incipere in that sense?
LOR. JU. You do not, you? 'Sblood, this was your villainy
to gull him with a motte.
PROS. Oh, the benchers' phrase: pauca verba, pauca verba.
MAT. "Rare creature, let me speak without offence,
Would God my rude words had the influence
To rule thy thoughts, as thy fair looks do mine,
Then shouldst thou be his prisoner, who is thine."
LOR. JU. 'Sheart, this is in Hero and Leander!
PROS. Oh ay: peace, we shall have more of this.
MAT. "Be not unkind and fair: misshapen stuff
Is of behaviour boisterous and rough":
How like you that, Signior? 'sblood, he shakes his head
like a bottle, to feel an there be any brain in it.
MAT. But observe the catastrophe now,
"And I in duty will exceed all other,
As you in beauty do excel love's mother."
LOR. JU. Well, I'll have him free of the brokers, for
he utters nothing but stolen remnants.
PROS. Nay, good critic, forbear.
LOR. JU. A pox on him, hang him, filching rogue, steal
from the dead? it's worse than sacrilege.
PROS. Sister, what have you here? verses? I pray you
let's see.
BIA. Do you let them go so lightly,
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