-----Velat materna tempora myrto.'
Virg.

'When Vice the shelter of a mask disdain'd,
When Folly triumph'd, and a Nero reign'd,
Petronius rose satiric, yet polite,
And show'd the glaring monster full in sight;
To public mirth exposed the imperial beast,
And made his wanton court the common jest.'"

With this quotation, delivered with good emphasis, little Index bade
me good morning, and left me impressed with no mean opinion of his
friendship,
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and with an increased admiration of his knowledge of the world.

But how (thought I) am I to profit by his advice? In what shape shall
I commence my eccentric course? A good general at the head of a large
army, on the eve of a general battle, with the enemy full in view, feels
less embarrassment than a young author finds in marshalling his crude
ideas, and placing the raw recruits of the brain in any thing like
respectable order. For the title, that is quite a matter of business,
and depends more upon the bookseller's opinion of what may be thought
attractive than any affinity it may possess to the work itself.
Dedications are, thanks to the economy of fashion, out of date: great
men have long since been laughed into good sense in that particular. A
preface (if there be one) should partake something of the spirit of the
work; for if it be not brief, lively, and humorous, it is ten to one but
your reader falls asleep before he enters upon chapter the first, and
when he wakes, fears to renew his application, lest he should be again
caught napping. Long introductions are like lengthy prayers before meals
to hungry men, they are mumbled over with unintelligible rapidity, or
altogether omitted, for the more solid gratifications of the stomach, or
the enjoyments of the mind. In what fantastic shape and countenance then
shall an author appear to obtain general approbation? or in what costume
is he most likely to insure success?

If he assumes a fierce and haughty front, his readers are perhaps
offended with his temerity, and the critics enraged at his assurance.
If he affects a modest sneaking posture, and humbly implores their
high mightinesses to grant him one poor sprig of laurel, he is treated
slightingly, and despised, as a pitiful fellow who wants that essential
ingredient in the composition of a man of talent and good breeding,
ycleped by the moderns confidence. If he speaks of
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the excellence of his subject, he creates doubts