FREE BOOKS

Author's List




PREV.   NEXT  
|<   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27  
28   29   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   41   42   43   44   45   >>  
st as I had composed myself in delicious indolence, a parcel fell with more than ordinary force on one beneath. These were two of my talking friends. I stirred not, but sat silently to listen to their curious conversation, which I now proceed to give verbatim. _Parcel fallen upon_.--"What the d--l are you?" _Parcel that fell_.--"That's my business." "Is it? I rather think its mine, though. Why don't you look where you're going?" "How can I see through three brown papers and a rusty black silk handkerchief?" "Ain't there a hole in any of 'em?" "No." "That's a pity; but when you've been here as long as I have, the moths will help you a bit." "Will they?" "Certainly." "I hope not." "Hope if you like; but you'll find I'm right." "I trust I didn't hurt you much." "Not very. Bless you, I'm pretty well used to ill-treatment now. You've only rubbed the pile of my collar the wrong way, just as that awkward black rascal would brush me." "Bless me! I think I know your voice." "Somehow, I think I know yours." "You ain't Colonel Tomkins, are you?" "No." "Nor Count Castor?" "No." "Then I'm in error." "No you're not. I was the Colonel once; then I became the Count by way of loan; and then I came here--as he said by mistake." "Why, my dear fellow, I'm delighted to speak to you. How did you wear?" "So-so." "When I first saw you, I thought you the handsomest Petersham in town. Your velvet collar, cuffs, and side-pockets, were superb; and when you were the Colonel, upon my life you were the sweetest cut thing about the waist and tails I ever walked with." "You flatter me." "Upon my honour, no." "Well, I can return the compliment; for a blue, with chased buttons and silk lining, you beat anything I ever had the honour of meeting. But I suppose, as you are here, you are not the Cornet now?" "Alas! no." "May I ask why?" "Certainly. His scoundrel of a valet disgraced his master's cloth and me at the same time. The villain went to the Lowther Arcade--took me with him by force. Fancy my agony; literally accessory to handing ices to milliners' apprentices and staymakers; and when the wretch commenced quadrilling it, he dos-a-dos'd me up against a fat soap-boiler's wife, in filthy three-turned-and-dyed common satin." "Scoundrel!" "Rascal! But he was discovered--he reeled home drunk. _I_, that is, as it's known, _we_ make the men. The Cornet saw him, and thrashed him
PREV.   NEXT  
|<   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27  
28   29   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   41   42   43   44   45   >>  



Top keywords:

Colonel

 

Cornet

 

Certainly

 
collar
 

Parcel

 

honour

 

flatter

 
compliment
 

buttons

 

lining


chased

 

return

 
thought
 

handsomest

 

Petersham

 
delighted
 

fellow

 

sweetest

 

superb

 

velvet


pockets
 

walked

 
boiler
 

filthy

 

turned

 

wretch

 

staymakers

 

commenced

 
quadrilling
 

common


thrashed
 

Rascal

 

Scoundrel

 

discovered

 
reeled
 

apprentices

 

milliners

 

disgraced

 
master
 

scoundrel


suppose

 

literally

 

accessory

 

handing

 
villain
 

Lowther

 

Arcade

 

meeting

 
awkward
 

fallen