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thinner?" he asked anxiously. Sahwah scrutinized, him closely for signs of reduction and decided he _might_ possibly be half a pound thinner than when she saw him last. Slim sighed and looked pensive and Sahwah had hard work to keep her face straight. "But what on earth was all that racket as we came up?" she asked, unable to restrain her curiosity on that point any longer. "What were you chasing the chicken for?" Slim's eye roved regretfully back toward the trees among which the chicken had vanished, and the Captain answered for him. "You see," he exclaimed, "today is Slim's birthday and we were going to celebrate by having a chicken dinner. So Slim went out to buy a chicken and came back with a live one. Then he didn't have the heart to chop its head off, and was trying to drown it in a barrel of water when you came up. By the way, Slim, where is it now?" Slim pointed to the bushes with an expression of chagrin on his fat face. "It's gone," he said with a sigh of regret. "A dollar and eighty-seven cents' worth of chicken stew running loose on the landscape." "But it wasn't the nerve I lacked to chop its head off," he added, looking reproachfully at the Captain. "It was the hatchet. You see," he explained, "we didn't exactly come prepared to catch our meals on the hoof, so to speak, and all I had to chop his head off with was the can-opener on my pocket knife, and that wouldn't work, so I _had_ to drown him." "Oh, you funny boys!" said Sahwah, laughing uncontrollably. "I think you might have helped me hold him down," said Slim to the Captain in an injured tone. "I couldn't," replied the Captain gravely. "The butter got overcome with the heat and I was reviving it with a fan." "Oh, you babes in the woods, you!" said Sahwah, with another burst of laughter. "You must be having the time of your lives." "We are," replied the Captain. "Won't you stay to dinner? There isn't anything to eat but a can of tomato soup, but you're welcome to that." "Oh, we hadn't better," replied Sahwah, "they will be wondering at home what has become of us, and besides, it would make too much trouble for you." "Too much trouble!" snorted the Captain. "That's just like a girl. As if a girl ever cared how much trouble she made for a fellow! Come on and stay, we want you. We're lonesome." Thus pressed, the girls accepted the invitation, and pretty soon they were all sitting in a circle under the trees with cups and s
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