toward issue, whipt and thin cropt, for washing out
the rose in three farthings to make them pence.'

In England, during the reign of George III., an act was passed to amend
an act of the 51st of the king, respecting the gold coin and the notes
of the Bank of England. By this act the provisions of the former statute
were extended to Ireland, and the notes of the bank there were placed
upon the same basis as those of the Bank of England. While this act was
passing the House, the following epigram appeared in the public papers:

BANK NOTES AND GUINEAS.

Bank notes, it is said, once guineas defied
To swim to a point in trade's foaming tide;
But ere they could reach the opposite brink,
Bank notes cried to gold: 'Help us, cash us, we sink!'

'That paper should sink, and guineas should swim,
May appear to some folks a ridiculous whim;
But before they condemn, let them hear this suggestion:
In pun making, gravity's out of the question.

There is a romantic incident in the early history of Massachusetts,
which has been often told. Money was scarce, and in 1652 the General
Court passed a law for the coinage of sixpences and shillings. Captain
John Hull was appointed the mintmaster, and was to have one shilling in
every twenty for his labor. All the old silver in the colony, wornout
plate, battered tankards, buckles, and spoons, and especially the
bullion seized by the buccaneers then sailing the Spanish Main (for all
was honest that came to Hull's melting pot), was brought in for coinage,
and the mintmaster rapidly grew to be the millionnaire of the colony,
and suitors came from far and wide for the hand of his daughter. Among
them was Samuel Sewall, who was the favorite of the plump and buxom
miss. Hull, the mintmaster, roughly gave his consent: "Take her," said
he, "and you will find her a heavy burden enough." The wedding day came,
and the captain, tightly buttoned up with shillings and sixpences, sat
in his grandfather's chair, till the ceremony was concluded. Then he
ordered his servants to bring in a huge pair of scales. 'Daughter,' said
the mintmaster, 'go into one side of the scales.' Mrs. Sewall obeyed,
and then the mintmaster had his strongbox brought in, an immense
ironbound oaken chest, which the servants were obliged to drag over the
floor. Then the mintmaster unlocked the chest, and ordered the servants
to fill the other side of the scales with shillings and sixpences. Plump
Mrs. Sewall bore