, and
three sodies and some candy with the rest. I'll owe you the two dollars,
Penrod. I'm willing to do that much."

"Well, why don't you give him the air-gun," asked the satirical Sam,
"and owe him the rest?"

"I can't. Papa took the air-gun away from me because he didn't like
sumpthing I did with it. I got to owe you the whole two dollars,
Penrod."

"Look here, Roddy," said Penrod. "Don't you s'pose I'd rather keep this
horn and blow on it than have you owe me two dollars?"

There was something about this simple question which convinced Roddy
that his cause was lost. His hopes had been but faint from the beginning
of the interview.

"Well--" said Roddy. For a time he scuffed the floor with his shoe.
"Daw-gone it!" he said, at last; and he departed morosely.

Penrod had already begun to "practice" again, and Mr. Williams,
after vain appeals to be permitted to practice in turn, sank into
the wheelbarrow in a state of boredom, not remarkable under the
circumstances. Then Penrod contrived--it may have been accidental--to
produce at one blast two tones which varied in pitch.

His pride and excitement were extreme though not contagious. "Listen,
Sam!" he shouted. "How's THAT for high?"

The bored Sam made no response other than to rise languidly to his feet,
stretch, and start for home.

Left alone, Penrod's practice became less ardent; he needed the stimulus
of an auditor. With the horn upon his lap he began to rub the greenish
brass surface with a rag. He meant to make this good ole two-dollar horn
of his LOOK like sumpthing!

Presently, moved by a better idea, he left the horn in the stable and
went into the house, soon afterward appearing before his mother in the
library.

"Mamma," he said, complainingly, "Della won't--"

But Mrs. Schofield checked him.

"Sh, Penrod; your father's reading the paper."

Penrod glanced at Mr. Schofield, who sat near the window, reading by the
last light of the early sunset.

"Well, I know it," said Penrod, lowering his voice. "But I wish you'd
tell Della to let me have the silver polish. She says she won't, and I
want to--"

"Be quiet, Penrod, you can't have the silver polish."

"But, mamma--"

"Not another word. Can't you see you're interrupting your father. Go on,
papa."

Mr. Schofield read aloud several despatches from abroad, and after each
one of them Penrod began in a low but pleading tone:

"Mamma, I want--"

"SH, Penrod!"

Mr. Schofield continued to