they take ten or fifteen years to mature. Jack's Baby
Fuzzy hasn't gained a pound in the last month. And another puzzle; this
craving for Extee Three. That's not a natural food; except for the cereal
bulk matter, it's purely synthetic. I was talking to Ybarra; he was
wondering if there mightn't be something in it that caused an addiction."
"Maybe it satisfies some kind of dietary deficiency."
"Well, we'll find out." He inverted the jug over his glass. "Think we
could stand another cocktail before dinner?"
* * * * *
Space Commodore Napier sat at the desk that had been Nick Emmert's and
looked at the little man with the red whiskers and the rumpled suit, who
was looking back at him in consternation.
"Good Lord, Commodore; you can't be serious?"
"But I am. Quite serious, Dr. Rainsford."
"Then you're nuts!" Rainsford exploded. "I'm no more qualified to be
Governor General than I'd be to command Xerxes Base. Why, I never held an
administrative position in my life."
"That might be a recommendation. You're replacing a veteran
administrator."
"And I have a job. The Institute of Zeno-Sciences--"
"I think they'll be glad to give you leave, under the circumstances.
Doctor, you're the logical man for this job. You're an ecologist; you know
how disastrous the effects of upsetting the balance of nature can be. The
Zarathustra Company took care of this planet, when it was their property,
but now nine-tenths of it is public domain, and people will be coming in
from all over the Federation, scrambling to get rich overnight. You'll
know how to control things."
"Yes, as Commissioner of Conservation, or something I'm qualified for."
"As Governor General. Your job will be to make policy. You can appoint the
administrators."
"Well, who, for instance?"
"Well, you're going to need an Attorney General right away. Who will you
appoint for that position?"
"Gus Brannhard," Rainsford said instantly.
"Good. And who--this question is purely rhetorical--will you appoint as
Commissioner of Native Affairs?"
* * * * *
Jack Holloway was going back to Beta Continent on the constabulary
airboat. Official passenger: Mr. Commissioner Jack Holloway. And his
staff: Little Fuzzy, Mamma Fuzzy, Baby Fuzzy, Mike, Mitzi, Ko-Ko and
Cinderella. Bet they didn't know they had official positions!
Somehow he wished he didn't have one himself.
"Want a good job, George
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