ctness of person, for on his
father's closing his finger and thumb in illustration of his remark,
he uttered a sharp cry, and rubbed the place in the most natural manner
possible.

'Well,' remarked Squeers, a little disconcerted, 'I had him there; but
that's because we breakfasted early this morning, and he hasn't had his
lunch yet. Why you couldn't shut a bit of him in a door, when he's had
his dinner. Look at them tears, sir,' said Squeers, with a triumphant
air, as Master Wackford wiped his eyes with the cuff of his jacket,
'there's oiliness!'

'He looks well, indeed,' returned Ralph, who, for some purposes of his
own, seemed desirous to conciliate the schoolmaster. 'But how is Mrs
Squeers, and how are you?'

'Mrs Squeers, sir,' replied the proprietor of Dotheboys, 'is as she
always is--a mother to them lads, and a blessing, and a comfort, and
a joy to all them as knows her. One of our boys--gorging his-self with
vittles, and then turning in; that's their way--got a abscess on him
last week. To see how she operated upon him with a pen-knife! Oh Lor!'
said Squeers, heaving a sigh, and nodding his head a great many times,
'what a member of society that woman is!'

Mr Squeers indulged in a retrospective look, for some quarter of a
minute, as if this allusion to his lady's excellences had naturally
led his mind to the peaceful village of Dotheboys near Greta Bridge
in Yorkshire; and then looked at Ralph, as if waiting for him to say
something.

'Have you quite recovered that scoundrel's attack?' asked Ralph.

'I've only just done it, if I've done it now,' replied Squeers. 'I was
one blessed bruise, sir,' said Squeers, touching first the roots of his
hair, and then the toes of his boots, 'from HERE to THERE. Vinegar and
brown paper, vinegar and brown paper, from morning to night. I suppose
there was a matter of half a ream of brown paper stuck upon me, from
first to last. As I laid all of a heap in our kitchen, plastered all
over, you might have thought I was a large brown-paper parcel, chock
full of nothing but groans. Did I groan loud, Wackford, or did I groan
soft?' asked Mr Squeers, appealing to his son.

'Loud,' replied Wackford.

'Was the boys sorry to see me in such a dreadful condition, Wackford, or
was they glad?' asked Mr Squeers, in a sentimental manner.

'Gl--'

'Eh?' cried Squeers, turning sharp round.

'Sorry,' rejoined his son.

'Oh!' said Squeers, catching him a smart box on the ear. 'Then