her. I slept until the coach stopped for
supper, ate heartily, and, as may be supposed after my late week of
hard work, soon again slept like a top.

I did not awake until it was broad daylight, and, like all heavy
sleepers, was awake and sensible of what was going on before opening my
eyes. I became conscious that a hand was gently pressing and apparently
taking the size of my standing pego, which the pressure of water on my
bladder had occasioned to be in an erection of the hardest. I lay quite
still, continuing to breathe heavily, but unable to prevent sundry
throbbings of my pego, occasioned by the soft hand of my aunt, who was
gently following its form from the outside of my trousers. It appeared
she had only just commenced her manipulations, not having previously
observed the bulging out of its large dimensions under my trousers. She
pressed her knee against that of the doctor opposite, who I presume,
was dozing off, and in a whisper I heard her draw his attention to my
extraordinary development.

"Feel it, my dear, but very gently, so as not to waken him, it is the
largest prick I have ever felt, and altogether beats the late Captain
of Grenadiers you used to be so jealous of."

The doctor did feel, and I think aunt would have unbuttoned my
trousers, had not the coach suddenly pulled up at the inn we were to
breakfast at. So perforce they shook me up. I acted the suddenly
awakened sleeper very well. As soon as we were out of the coach, I
whispered to the doctor--

"If you please, uncle, I want to piddle very bad."

"Come here, my dear boy."

And taking me behind some wagons in the innyard, where we would not be
seen, he said--

"Here, we can both piss down this grating."

And, forsooth, to encourage me, pulled out his own standing pego. I saw
what he wanted, and out with my own in all its length and strength.

"Good heavens, Charles, what an immense cock you have got--does it
often stand like that?"

"Yes, uncle, every morning it hurts me so until I piddle--it gets worse
and worse, and bigger and bigger--it was not half so big a year ago. I
don't know what to do to cure myself of this hardness, which is very
painful."

"Ah, well, I must speak to your aunt, perhaps she can help you. Have
you ever spoken to anybody else about it?"

"Oh, dear no! I should have been quite ashamed; but when I saw you also
had the same hardness, I was very glad to ask your advice, dear uncle."

"Quite right. Always con