WASHINGTON
Will you see who it is, Colonel.
REED
Yes, sir--(_mumble at a distance, then out loud_) General, there's a man
here who wants to see you.
WASHINGTON
Who is it?
REED
He refuses to give his name, and says his business is private.
WASHINGTON
Tell him to come in.
REED
Yes, sir--(_off_) Come on in, the General will see you.
HONEYMAN
Thankee--thankee, sir. I'm obleeged to ye, sir. (_in_) Be ye General
Washington?
WASHINGTON
I am, and what can I do for you?
HONEYMAN
Wal'--General--if ye don't mind--er--er--
WASHINGTON
Yes?
HONEYMAN
I'd like to see ye alone--sir--it's important!
WASHINGTON
Alone? Oh, very well, Colonel--
REED
I'll go, sir.
WASHINGTON
Write that letter to Lee.
REED (_going_)
Yes, sir. (_door closes_)
WASHINGTON
Now, what is it?
HONEYMAN
Wal', here I be, General--
WASHINGTON
Yes?
HONEYMAN
An' I've had tarnation's own time gittin' here--I cal'ate half yer army
stopped me an' wanted to know my name an' my business--an' they wasn't
goin' to let me in when I wouldn't tell 'em. But it takes more'n that to
stop John Honeyman when he gits sot on doin' something.
WASHINGTON
Your name is John Honeyman?
HONEYMAN
That's me, sir, an' I promised Marthy--that's my wife, sir--that I'd
come to see ye--and I come, an' here I be!
WASHINGTON
And what can I do for you, Mr. Honeyman?
HONEYMAN
Nary a thing, General Washington.
WASHINGTON
Then what--?
HONEYMAN
I come to make ye an offer.
WASHINGTON
Well?
HONEYMAN
I'm in a way to find out a lot o' things that's goin' on in the British
Army.
WASHINGTON
So?
HONEYMAN
Aye, ye see, I'm a butcher.
WASHINGTON
Well?
HONEYMAN
An' I've got a contract to supply the redcoats with beef. Now they think
I'm a good Tory! But General, I ain't!
WASHINGTON
I'm glad to hear that!
HONEYMAN
An' I figgered that mebbe I could find out things an' tell ye about
'em--if we could fix things up.
WASHINGTON
How much do you want for your information?
HONEYMAN
No! No! General! I ain't tryin' to sell ye nothin'!
WASHINGTON
I beg your pardon, Mr. Honeyman. But I have so many insincere offers.
HONEYMAN
I know--I know! I hear folks talk. They think I'm a Tory! Wal', sir, I
want they should keep on a-thinkin' it! I cal'ate if I'm a-goin' to be
any use to ye, nobody must know I ain't a rip-roarin' all-fired Tory.
WASHING
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