way. It's rare and good."
"You mean Jarndyce _v_. Jarndyce?" she said, with a smile--not one of
her condescending smiles.
"Ay," he said, "I believe that _is_ the name. How didst know, lass?"
"I just guessed," she answered. "I suppose you don't have much time for
reading, uncle?"
"Not me!" said he. "I'm one o' th' busiest men in Bosley. And if ye
don't know it now, you will afore long."
"Oh!" she cried, "I've noticed that. But what can you expect? With all
those rents to collect yourself! Of course, I think you're quite right
to collect them yourself. Rent-collectors can soon ruin a property." Her
tone was exceedingly sympathetic and comprehending. He was both
surprised and pleased by it. He had misjudged her mood. It was certainly
comfortable to have a young woman in the house who understood things as
she did.
"Ye're right, lass," he said. "It's small houses as mean trouble. You're
never done--wi' cottage property. Always summat!"
"It's all small, isn't it?" she went on. "About how much do the rents
average? Three-and-six a week?"
"About that," he said. She was a shrewd guesser.
"I can't imagine how you carry the money about," she exclaimed. "It must
be very heavy for you."
"I'll tell you," he explained. "I've got my own system o' collecting. If
I hadn't, I couldna' get through. In each street I've one tenant as I
trust. And the other tenants can leave their rent and their rent books
there. When they do that regular for a month, I give 'em twopence apiece
for their children. If they do it regular for a year, I mak' 'em a
present of a wik's rent at Christmas. It's cheaper nor rent-collectors."
"What a good idea!" she said, impressed. "But how _do_ you carry the
money about?"
"I bank i' Bosley, and I bank i' Turnhill, too. And I bank once i'
Bosley and twice i' Turnhill o' Mondays, and twice i' Bosley o'
Tuesdays. Only yesterday I was behind. I reckon as I can do all my
collecting between nine o'clock Monday and noon Tuesday. I go to th'
worst tenants first--be sure o' that. There's some o' 'em, if you don't
catch 'em early o' Monday, you don't catch 'em at all."
"It's incredible to me how you can do it all in a day and a half," she
pursued. "Why, how many houses are there?"
"Near two hundred and forty i' Bosley," he responded. "Hast forgotten
th' sugar this time, lass?"
"And in Turnhill?" she said, passing the sugar. "I think I'll have that
piece of bacon if you don't want it."
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