_Bal_. But shou'd you do so rude a thing to your new Brother, your Wife
wou'd think you were jealous of her. No, dissemble that Fault, I beseech
you, 'twill make you odious to her and all the world, when 'tis needless,
'tis natural for Women to hate what they fear.
_Fran_. Say you so, then I will hide it as much as I can in words, I can
dissemble too upon occasion.
_Bal_. Let her remain awhile amongst us.
_Fran_. The Devil a bit she shall, good Father mine, no, no, I have more
years than you, Sir Father, and understand what Women are, especially
when married to ancient Men, and have the Conversation of young
Men--whose Eyes like Basilisks destroy Modesty with looking on 'em; the
very Thought on't has rais'd a Bump in my Forehead already.
_Bal_. I am sorry you should suspect my Daughter's Virtue.
_Fran_. May be you are, Sir--but Youth you know--
Opportunity--Occasion--or so--there are Winks, and Nods, and Signs, and
Twirs--and--well--in short I am satisfied, and they that are not may go
whistle: and so I'll to my Wife, whom I have left too long alone, evil
thoughts will grow upon her--Wife, Love--Duckling--
[_Calls her_.
_Enter_ Julia _and_ Jacinta.
_Bal_. Wou'd I had never married her to this Sot.
_Jul_. Your pleasure, Sir.
_Fran_. Only to see thee, Love.
_Jul_. I have a Suit to you.
_Fran_. What is't, my Chicken.
_Jul_. I wou'd go make a Visit to my Aunt, my Sister _Clara's_ there,
and I'll go fetch her home.
_Fran_. Hum--perhaps the Governor's there too?
_Jul_. What if he be? we ought to make him a visit too, who so kindly
sent for us to _Cadiz_.
_Fran_. How! Make a visit to the Governor? What have I to do with the
Governor, or what have you to do with the Governor? you are no Soldier,
Love. As for a Visit to your Aunt, there's some reason in't; but for the
Governor, think no more upon him, I say no more.
_Jul_. Since he's to marry my Sister, why shou'd you refuse him that
Civility.
_Fran_. Your Sister, so much the worse.
_Jul_. So much the worse?
_Fran_. I, so much the worse, I tell you; for mark me, you have been
Lovers lately; and old Stories may arise that are not yet forgotten; and
having under the Cloke of a Husband both Sisters at command, one for a
Wife, t'other for a Mistress, hoyte toyte, there will be mad work,
i'faith; What a mixture of Brother by the Father's side, and Uncle by
the Mother's side there will be; Au
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