be a speculation with any hope or chance in it?'

'Well,' observed the General, gravely, 'if there wasn't any hope or
chance in the speculation, it wouldn't have engaged my dollars, I
opinionate.'

'I don't mean for the sellers,' said Martin. 'For the buyers--for the
buyers!'

'For the buyers, sir?' observed the General, in a most impressive
manner. 'Well! you come from an old country; from a country, sir, that
has piled up golden calves as high as Babel, and worshipped 'em for
ages. We are a new country, sir; man is in a more primeval state here,
sir; we have not the excuse of having lapsed in the slow course of time
into degenerate practices; we have no false gods; man, sir, here, is man
in all his dignity. We fought for that or nothing. Here am I, sir,'
said the General, setting up his umbrella to represent himself, and a
villanous-looking umbrella it was; a very bad counter to stand for the
sterling coin of his benevolence, 'here am I with grey hairs sir, and
a moral sense. Would I, with my principles, invest capital in this
speculation if I didn't think it full of hopes and chances for my
brother man?'

Martin tried to look convinced, but he thought of New York, and found it
difficult.

'What are the Great United States for, sir,' pursued the General 'if not
for the regeneration of man? But it is nat'ral in you to make such an
enquerry, for you come from England, and you do not know my country.'

'Then you think,' said Martin, 'that allowing for the hardships we are
prepared to undergo, there is a reasonable--Heaven knows we don't expect
much--a reasonable opening in this place?'

'A reasonable opening in Eden, sir! But see the agent, see the agent;
see the maps and plans, sir; and conclude to go or stay, according to
the natur' of the settlement. Eden hadn't need to go a-begging yet,
sir,' remarked the General.

'It is an awful lovely place, sure-ly. And frightful wholesome,
likewise!' said Mr Kettle, who had made himself a party to this
conversation as a matter of course.

Martin felt that to dispute such testimony, for no better reason
than because he had his secret misgivings on the subject, would be
ungentlemanly and indecent. So he thanked the General for his promise to
put him in personal communication with the agent; and 'concluded' to see
that officer next morning. He then begged the General to inform him who
the Watertoast Sympathisers were, of whom he had spoken in addressing Mr
La Fayette Ke