Bulbus on ladder, measuring the wall. Katherine enters and re-enters,
with flowers and gifts. Miss Hoppenhoer flits in and out. Everybody
nervous.)
_Katherine_ The bill's been a-ringin' all morning like that. (arranges
flowers).
_Mr. B._ I should think you'd be tired. Ain't yer?
_Katherine_ No, it's as exciting as a wedding.
_Mr. B._ You wimmen like weddin's. I never see a woman as didn't.
_Katherine_ (wonderingly). Are you going to decorate the hall?
_Mr. B._ (largely). Of course,--palms and ropes of smilax--
(Enter Jack, carrying his hat and gloves.)
_Jack_ (agreeably). Good morning, Katherine. I let myself in, you not
being a regiment. (Katherine goes). Good morning, Mr. Bulbus. You look
pretty festive in here. (examines bouquets, reading cards aloud and
commenting). "Compliments of Harold Taylor."--Umph, got them here in
time, I should say. "With love of Edith."--girls always put on "with
love of." "Wishing you a joyous day. Dick Dowell." That's nice of
Dick, considering the late unpleasantness. "Lucile," of course;
"Lucile" in white and gold! A girl couldn't graduate unless she had
three 'Luciles' and a 'Maurine!' Golden Gate roses! Whew, that means
dough! Professor Graham, I'll bet! He's got dough and cheek--
(Maude runs down the stairs.)
_Jack_ O, hello, Maude! (gives a long whistle). Aren't we fine? Swagger!
_Maude_ (imploringly). Jack, how do I look?
_Jack_ Turn around,--slowly. (Maude revolves very slowly.)
_Maude_ (anxiously). Well?
_Jack_ You look--you look--out of sight! By George, you do!
_Maude_ (caressing her dress skirt). You like the train?
(Mr. Bulbus gets down and goes out, unnoticed by Maude.)
_Jack_ It's splendid. You're a--a queen! I'd kiss you--
_Maude_ (startled). H-u-s-h! Mr. Bulbus!
_Jack_ (coolly). Oh, he's gone.
_Maude_ Goodness, what if he'd been there!
_Jack_ (comfortably). He wasn't.
_Maude_ (trying to see the back of her train in glass). But you didn't
know it!
_Jack_ Don't you think I didn't know it! 'Spose I want to make the
poor duffer green with envy? I can't kiss you anyway, you're too fine.
_Maude_ No, I can't even sit down! Jack, you look awfully handsome.
_Jack_ Thank you. Would you wear a rose?
_Maude_ Of course--one of Dick's. Nice of Dick, wasn't it? (gets one;
puts it on; an operation requiring time and patience).
_Jack_ Don't leave so much green show. I want a contrast, not a study in
tints.
_Maude_ Don't touch
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