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y, all extolled to the skies by their contemporaries. * * * * * Mercy Warren was a satirist quite in the strain of Juvenal, but in cumbrous, artificial fashion. Hon. John Winthrop consulted her on the proposed suspension of trade with England in all but the _necessaries_ of life, and she playfully gives a list of articles that would be included in that word: "An inventory clear Of all she needs Lamira offers here; Nor does she fear a rigid Cato's frown, When she lays by the rich embroidered gown, And modestly compounds for just enough, Perhaps some dozens of mere flighty stuff; With lawns and lute strings, blonde and Mechlin laces, Fringes and jewels, fans and tweezer-cases; Gay cloaks and hat, of every shape and size, Scarfs, cardinals, and ribands, of all dyes, With ruffles stamped and aprons of tambour, Tippets and handkerchiefs, at least threescore; With finest muslins that fair India boasts, And the choice herbage from Chinesian coasts; Add feathers, furs, rich satin, and ducapes, And head-dresses in pyramidal shapes; Sideboards of plate and porcelain profuse, With fifty dittoes that the ladies use. So weak Lamira and her wants so few Who can refuse? they're but the sex's due." * * * * * Mrs. Sigourney, voluminous and mediocre, is amusing because so absolutely destitute of humor, and her style, a feminine _Johnsonese_, is absurdly hifalutin and strained. This is the way in which she alludes to green apples: "From the time of their first taking on orbicular shape, and when it might be supposed their hardness and acidity would repulse all save elephantine tusks and ostrich stomachs, they were the prey of roaming children." And in her poem "To a Shred of Linen": "Methinks I scan Some idiosyncrasy that marks thee out A defunct pillow-case." She preserved, however, a long list of the various solicitations sent her to furnish poems for special occasions, and I think this shows that she possessed a sense of humor. Let me quote a few: "Some verses were desired as an elegy on a pet canary accidentally drowned in a barrel of swine's food. "A poem requested on the dog-star Sirius. "To write an ode for the wedding of people in Maine, of whom I had never heard. "To punctuate a three-volume novel for an aut
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