ep it up any longer," fell to the ground, and everybody
else put their leg down again.
"Ough!" said the Ambassador, in a disgusted voice. "Of course, _you_
must needs spoil it all. Most disrespectful behavior to the Little
Panjandrum, I call it."
"I couldn't help it," gasped the Dodo, apologetically.
"Oh, of course not," said the Ambassador. "A bad excuse is better than
none."
"Well, _I_ couldn't have kept it up much longer," declared Marjorie;
"could you, Dick?"
"No," said Dick; "I can't think what we are doing it at all for."
"Court etiquette demands it," said the Ambassador, importantly. "Hush!
His Importance is about to speak."
"Gobloblee! grabluff!" said the Little Panjandrum.
"Go on, Dodo," said the Ambassador. "_Gobloblee, grabluff_, at once when
His Importance tells you."
The Dodo gave a sigh, and went up to the Little Panjandrum's Umbrella
and gave it a twirl. When it stopped, a little finger at the top pointed
to the word "Guilty," which was painted in large letters in one section
of the Umbrella.
"Again," said the Ambassador.
The Dodo, looking very dejected, gave the Umbrella another twirl. This
time it stopped at the words "Hard labor."
The Dodo groaned.
"Once more!" shouted the Ambassador.
For the third time the unlucky bird spun the Umbrella round, and this
time it stopped at "Fine."
"How much, your Importance?" asked the Ambassador of the Little
Panjandrum.
"_Cablofechee!_" was the reply.
"Your gloves are forfeited," declared the Ambassador.
The Dodo gave a despairing glance at the children, and began to remove
his one glove.
"What's he being tried for?" asked Dick, in a whisper.
"Contempt of Panjandrumosity," said the Ambassador. "It's a dreadful
offence. All trials are conducted by means of the State Umbrella; it
saves all the bother of judges and juries, you know. But, look out! the
Little Panjandrum is off again."
"Dumflopety--golopegee--gal--popo--sum--delopotomex," remarked the
Little Panjandrum, as he walked away, escorted by his retinue.
"He says that your 'hard labor' sentence is, to carry the State Umbrella
in future, and that you are to commence your duties in one hour from
now; in the meantime you may consider yourself at liberty till then."
The Ambassador followed after the Little Panjandrum, and the children
gathered around the poor Dodo, full of sympathy for his misfortunes.
[Illustration: "'Go it, Dodo!' cried the Palaeotherium."]
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