believe--why, surely it
isn't--yes--yes--bless me, if I don't believe that it really _is_ my
glove. Why, whatever has happened to it?"
"It certainly looks rather large for you," remarked the Palaeotherium.
"Large! why it's prodigious!" exclaimed the Dodo.
"What size do you wear?" asked Marjorie, who was enjoying the fun.
The Dodo undid the glove which he had on and looked inside.
"Sevens," he remarked.
"And this," said Dick, kicking the enormous glove open, "is marked
ninety-nines!"
"I don't believe I _could_ wear that size," said the bird,
disconsolately. "Whatever is to be done?"
"I should get inside it altogether, if I were you," suggested Dick.
"Don't be ridiculous," said the Dodo, beginning to cry. "It's bad enough
to--to--have one's gloves car--carrying on in this fas-fashion, without
being laughed at by--by a parcel of cre--creatures that don't care
anything about their per--per--personal appearance, and who--who
nev--never wore a p--p--pair of gloves in their lives!"
"Oh!" cried Marjorie, "I'm sure _we_ wear gloves when we are at home,
don't we, Dick?"
"Of course," said he.
"And me, too," declared Fidge; "me wears goves."
"I don't believe it," sobbed the Dodo; "and if I did, I wouldn't, so
there!"
"I think you are an awful cry-baby," said Dick; "I should be ashamed, if
I were you, to be always sniveling about nothing."
The Dodo didn't answer, but sat down beside the enormous glove, and
continued to sob and cry till his eyes, which were never very beautiful,
became swollen and red, and his little lace handkerchief was wringing
wet with his tears.
Marjorie, in her kind-hearted way, tried to comfort him, and privately
suggested to Dick that, as the poor bird seemed so very much cut up
about his glove, that he should restore it to its natural size again.
This, however, Dick positively refused to do for the present, and the
Dodo becoming worse instead of better, the Archaeopteryx said he should
go and fetch a doctor.
"Oh, do!" cried the Dodo, sitting up, and becoming interested at once.
"I _love_ doctors, they give you such nice stuff to take."
"Ough!" shuddered Marjorie.
"I'm sure they do, then," said the Dodo; "lovely little pills with sugar
on them, and powders in jam--oh, lovely! Don't you think powders in jam
delicious?" he asked, appealing to Dick.
"No; I certainly don't," was the reply, as the Archaeopteryx, followed by
a funny-looking little old man, came runni
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