sia,
and to which the Prince of Wales and King Humbert and nearly all the
royalists of the globe belong."

"You are quite right," my uncle said; "but all these persons are serving
our projects without guessing it."

I felt inclined to tell him he was talking a pack of nonsense.

It was, however, indeed a sight to see my uncle when he had a Freemason
to dinner.

On meeting they shook hands in a manner that was irresistibly funny; one
could see that they were going through a series of secret mysterious
pressures. When I wished to put my uncle in a rage, I had only to tell
him that dogs also have a manner which savors very much of Freemasonry,
when they greet one another on meeting.

Then my uncle would take his friend into a corner to tell him something
important, and at dinner they had a peculiar way of looking at each
other, and of drinking to each other, in a manner as if to say: "We know
all about it, don't we?"

And to think that there are millions on the face of the globe who are
amused at such monkey tricks! I would sooner be a Jesuit.

* * * * *

Now in our town there really was an old Jesuit who was my uncle's
detestation. Every time he met him, or if he only saw him at a distance,
he used to say: "Go on, you toad!" And then, taking my arm, he would
whisper to me:

"Look here, that fellow will play me a trick some day or other, I feel
sure of it."

My uncle spoke quite truly, and this was how it happened and through my
fault also.

It was close on Holy Week, and my uncle made up his mind to give a
dinner on Good Friday, a real dinner with his favorite chitterlings and
blackpuddings. I resisted as much as I could, and said:

"I shall eat meat on that day, but at home, quite by myself. Your
_manifestation_, as you call it, is an idiotic idea. Why should you
manifest? What does it matter to you if people do not eat any meat?"

But my uncle would not be persuaded. He asked three of his friends to
dine with him at one of the best restaurants in the town, and as he was
going to pay the bill, I had certainly, after all, no scruples about
_manifesting_.

At four o'clock we took a conspicuous place in the most frequented
restaurant in the town, and my uncle ordered dinner in a loud voice for
six o'clock.

We sat down punctually, and at ten o'clock he had not finished yet. Five
of us had drunk eighteen bottles of fine still wines, and four of
champagne. Then my uncle prop