the gendarmes returned
in triumph to the village with their prisoner and their booty.
* * * * *
A week later, as the affair had made much stir, Lecacheur, on going into
the _Mairie_ to consult the school-master, was told that the shepherd
Severin had been waiting for him for more than an hour, and he found him
sitting on a chair in a corner, with his stick between his legs. When he
saw the mayor, he got up, took off his cap, and said:
"Good morning, Maitre Cacheux;" and then he remained standing, timid and
embarrassed.
"What do you want?" the former said.
"This is it, Monsieur. Is it true that somebody stole one of your rabbits
last week?"
"Yes, it is quite true, Severin."
"Who stole the rabbit?"
"Polyte Ancas, the laborer."
"Right! right! And is it also true that it was found under my bed ..."
"What do you mean, the rabbit?"
"The rabbit and then Polyte."
"Yes, my poor Severin, quite true, but who told you?"
"Pretty well everybody. I understand! And I suppose you know all about
marriages, as you marry[11] people?"
[Footnote 11: In France, Civil Marriage is compulsory, though frequently
followed by the religious rite.--TRANSLATOR.]
"What about marriage?"
"With regard to one's rights."
"What rights?"
"The husband's rights and then the wife's rights."
"Of course I do."
"Oh! Then just tell me, M'sieu Cacheux, has my wife the right to go to
bed with Polyte?"
"What do you mean by going to bed with Polyte?"
"Yes, has she any right before the law, and seeing that she is my wife,
to go to bed with Polyte?"
"Why of course not, of course not."
"If I catch him there again, shall I have the right to thrash him and her
also?"
"Why ... why ... why, yes."
"Very well, then; I will tell you why I want to know. One night last
week, as I had my suspicions, I came in suddenly, and they were not
behaving properly. I chucked Polyte out, to go and sleep somewhere else;
but that was all, as I did not know what my rights were. This time I did
not see them; I only heard of it from others. That is over, and we will
not say any more about it; but if I catch them again ... by G--d if I
catch them again, I will make them lose all taste for such nonsense,
Maitre Cacheux, as sure as my name is Severin ..."
THE TWENTY-FIVE FRANCS OF THE MOTHER-SUPERIOR
He certainly looked very droll, did Daddy Pavilly, with his great, spider
legs and his little bod
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