For Heaven's sake, dear Madam, let me but peep, to see if it be
as pretty as my Lady _Fiddle-Faddle_'s. Has it got a Chain?
_Miran._ Not yet, but I design it one shall last its Life-time: Nay, you
shall not see it--Look, _Gardee_, how he teazes me!
Sir _Fran._ (_Getting between him and the Chimney._) Sirrah, Sirrah, let
my _Chargee_'s Monkey alone, or _Bambo_ shall fly about your Ears. What
is there no dealing with you?
_Marpl._ Pugh, pox of the Monkey! here's a Rout: I wish he may Rival
you.
_Enter a Servant._
_Serv._ Sir, they put two more Horses in the Coach, as you order'd, and
'tis ready at the Door.
Sir _Fran._ Well, I'm going to be Executor, better for thee, Jewel. B'ye
_Chargee_, one Buss!--I'm glad thou hast got a a Monkey to divert thee a
little.
_Miran._ Thank'e, dear _Gardee_.--Nay, I'll see you to the Coach.
Sir _Fran._ That's kind, adod.
_Miran._ Come along, Impertinence.
(_To _Marplot_._
_Marpl._ (_Stepping back._) Egad, I will see the Monkey: Now (_Lifts up
the Board, and discovers Sir_ George_._) Oh Lord, Oh Lord! Thieves,
Thieves, Murder!
Sir _Geo._ Dam'e, you unlucky Dog! 'tis I, which way shall I get out,
shew me instantly, or I'll cut your Throat.
_Marpl._ Undone, undone! At that Door there. But hold, hold, break that
China, and I'll bring you off.
(_He runs off at the Corner, and throws down some China._
_Re-enter Sir _Francis_, _Miranda_, and _Scentwell_._
Sir _Fran._ Mercy on me! what's the matter?
_Miran._ Oh, you Toad! what have you done?
_Marpl._ No great harm, I beg of you to forgive me: Longing to see the
Monkey, I did but just raise up the Board, and it flew over my
Shoulders, scratch'd all my Face, broke yon' China, and whisk'd out of
the Window.
Sir _Fran._ Was ever such an unlucky Rogue! Sirrah, I forbid you my
House. Call the Servants to get the Monkey again; I wou'd stay my self
to look it, but that you know my earnest Business.
_Scentw._ Oh my Lady will be the best to lure it back; all them
Creatures love my Lady extremely.
_Miran._ Go, go, dear _Gardee_; I hope I shall recover it.
Sir _Fran._ B'ye, by'e, Dear'e. Ah, Mischief, how you look now! B'ye,
b'ye.
(_Exit._
_Miran._ _Scentwell_, see him in the Coach, and bring me word.
_Scentw._ Yes, Madam.
_Miran._ So, Sir, you have done your Friend a signal piece of Service, I
suppose.
_Marpl._ Why look you, Madam! if I have committed a fault, thank your
self; no Man
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